I'm putting money and a lot of "HEY PLEASE LOOK AT THIS" effort into this. A good net-friend, Jay Tholen, is finally making his dreams come true. Using MS Paint and an "open" puzzle-solving system. Multiple solutions work with the inventory you find, so it's not just "combine the right weird inventory and touch the right hot-spot and move to the next area." It's pretty clever game design.
And the story is weird and surreal and rad.
Go give this guy money plz. :)