Final RPGFantasy VI

[Annubis]

*INSERT SONG HERE*



Ok, enough song. We've got an Esper to steal.



Wedge: You, slave girl. Kill the town guards.




And so she did... but little did everyone know, the slave girl discovered a passion for killing things.
And so she killed and killed.



Wedge: Ok, I think that's enough killing, maybe we should just go ahead.





Biggs: Nope, nevermind, she killed it already.
??????: =D

As our group finds the esper, an eerie feeling arises.



??????: Guys, I don't feel this one.



??????: Guys ?



??????: Aw crap

[Dice]

YAAAYY!!  I'm so happy this is happening again!!!  :D

GO GO ANNUBI!

[Annubis]

Later that day.




Liz imparts words of wisdom to her savior.



But at the door:



Liz decides to shove her savior aside and run away through the back door.



The escape path soon brings her to the mine where the guards reach her.



Liz: Things can't get any worst...



Liz: Aw crap!



And so Liz fell down and KOed herself in the cave and soon began to dream.



It was a good dream =D

[Annubis]

Savior: Whatever you say... but more importantly, there's this girl the guards are looking for. You should try and get to her first. You need to protect her.
Klutz: I'm right on it!

And so Klutz looked for the girl until he found her.



Klutz: Don't worry lady, I'll protect you!



Klutz: Aw man! Why does stuff like that always happen when I try and protect a girl... At least it's just one guy.



Klutz: Or not...



Klutz: Wait, what's this I hear? There are some kuppos in this cavern.
Klutz: Don't worry kuppos, I'll protect you! AIYAAAAAAAAA!!!



Klutz: Huff... Huff... Ok, only one of them left now. Kuppos, you ok?



Klutz: Aw man, not again...

Guard Leader: Actually, you can have the girl... it's pretty much a death sentence if she hangs with you.



and so the Guard Leader left
...
Klutz: щ(ºДºщ)

Moments later, Liz finally comes back to her senses.



Klutz: Don't worry lady, I'll protect you!
Liz: (ಠ_ಠ)
 

[Aeolus]

I see this has become a thing. Have you figured out who's getting the, thus far, unassigned characters?

Also I can already see Klutz being appropriately named.

[Starmongoose]

A thief *ahem* sorry, Treasure Hunter named Klutz? That can't be good. :P

Look at all those poser moogles. We all know how the king moogle is.

[Annubis]

Our duo makes its way out of Narshe into the overworld.



Klutz: Now, we need to be careful. Dangerous creatures lurk in the wild.



Klutz: Oh look, a completely harmless, herbivore and cute bunny =)
Liz: =)



Liz: x__x
Klutz: Oh come on! That one doesn't count!



Klutz: Whew, it's ok, she's still alive. I better bring her to that doctor I know.
...
And so Klutz brought the unconscious Liz to Figaro, where a doctor friend of his resides.



... Why is it in the middle of the desert

[Annubis]

Inside the castle, Klutz meets his doctor friend...




Klutz: Yeah, errr she's KO; so she can't hear you.

Ashton: What's that you say girl? Why am I helping you?



Klutz: No one is talking to you.



Klutz: Speaking of dying...



Ashton: (Indeed. very few women have the ability to survive being close to Klutz.)
...
And so Ashton left the room, deep in his thoughts.


Klutz: You know what, I'll just bring her to the infirmary myself.

[Starmongoose]

Hahaha. Poor Liz. Ashton, get your shit together.

[Dice]

Poor Liz died from disturbing a rabbit eating celery and Ashton has one thing on his mind.

[Annubis]

Just to be sure: while it is obvious that the characters scripted in this thread are rather idiotic, nothing posted here is meant as an insult to any of the people whose nicknames/names are featured.

Have you figured out who's getting the, thus far, unassigned characters?

There's just Relm left... I figure I have some time to ponder on it before I get to her.

[Dice]

http://www.rpgfan.com/boards/index.php?topic=13349.msg314235#msg314235
:(  ?

oh wait slots.

[kyuusei]

Poor Liz died from disturbing a rabbit eating celery and Ashton has one thing on his mind.

I never asked for this!

[Ashton]

I'm King Ashton, and I approve this Lets Play.

[Tomara]

Hurray, the Final Fantasy LP thing is alive! :D