Final RPGFantasy VI

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Final RPGFantasy VI

« on: December 06, 2013, 11:30:34 PM »

*INSERT SONG HERE*

Ok, enough song. We've got an Esper to steal.

Wedge: You, slave girl. Kill the town guards.

And so she did... but little did everyone know, the slave girl discovered a passion for killing things.
And so she killed and killed.

Wedge: Ok, I think that's enough killing, maybe we should just go ahead.

Biggs: Nope, nevermind, she killed it already.
??????: =D

As our group finds the esper, an eerie feeling arises.

??????: Guys, I don't feel this one.

??????: Guys ?

??????: Aw crap


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 11:31:30 PM »

YAAAYY!! I'm so happy this is happening again!!! :D

GO GO ANNUBI!


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 11:39:57 PM »

Later that day.

Liz imparts words of wisdom to her savior.

But at the door:

Liz decided to shove her savior aside and run away through the back door.

The escape path soon brings her to the mine where the guards reach her.

Liz: Things can't get any worst...

Liz: Aw crap!

And so Liz fell down and KOed herself in the cave and soon began to dream.

It was a good dream =D


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2013, 12:22:49 AM »

Savior: Whatever you say... but more importantly, there's this girl the guards are looking for. You should try and get to her first. You need to protect her.
Klutz: I'm right on it!

And so Klutz looked for the girl until he found her.

Klutz: Don't worry lady, I'll protect you!

Klutz: Aw man! Why does stuff like that always happen when I try and protect a girl... At least it's just one guy.

Klutz: Or not...

Klutz: Wait, what's this I hear? There are some kuppos in this cavern.
Klutz: Don't worry kuppos, I'll protect you! AIYAAAAAAAAA!!!

Klutz: Huff... Huff... Ok, only one of them left now. Kuppos, you ok?

Klutz: Aw man, not again...

Guard Leader: Actually, you can have the girl... it's pretty much a death sentence if she hangs with you.

and so the Guard Leader left
...
Klutz: щ(ºДºщ)

Moments later, Liz finally comes back to her senses.

Klutz: Don't worry lady, I'll protect you!
Liz: (ಠ_ಠ)


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2013, 02:07:11 AM »

I see this has become a thing. Have you figured out who's getting the, thus far, unassigned characters?

Also I can already see Klutz being appropriately named.


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2013, 03:29:36 AM »

A thief *ahem* sorry, Treasure Hunter named Klutz? That can't be good. :P

Look at all those poser moogles. We all know how the king moogle is.


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2013, 12:05:20 PM »

Our duo makes its way out of Narshe into the overworld.

Klutz: Now, we need to be careful. Dangerous creatures lurk in the wild.

Klutz: Oh look, a completely harmless, herbivore and cute bunny =)
Liz: =)

Liz: x__x
Klutz: Oh come on! That one doesn't count!

Klutz: Whew, it's ok, she's still alive. I better bring her to that doctor I know.
...
And so Klutz brought the unconscious Liz to Figaro, where a doctor friend of his resides.

... Why is it in the middle of the desert


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2013, 12:49:08 PM »

Inside the castle, Klutz meets his doctor friend...

Klutz: Yeah, errr she's KO; so she can't hear you.

Ashton: What's that you say girl? Why am I helping you?

Klutz: No one is talking to you.

Klutz: Speaking of dying...

Ashton: (Indeed. very few women have the ability to survive being close to Klutz.)
...
And so Ashton left the room, deep in his thoughts.

Klutz: You know what, I'll just bring her to the infirmary myself.


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2013, 01:09:18 PM »

Hahaha. Poor Liz. Ashton, get your shit together.


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2013, 01:29:47 PM »

Poor Liz died from disturbing a rabbit eating celery and Ashton has one thing on his mind.


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Re: Final RPGFantasy VI

« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2013, 01:37:19 PM »

Just to be sure: while it is obvious that the characters scripted in this thread are rather idiotic, nothing posted here is meant as an insult to any of the people whose nicknames/names are featured.

Quote from: Aeolus on December 07, 2013, 02:07:11 AM

Have you figured out who's getting the, thus far, unassigned characters?

There's just Relm left... I figure I have some time to ponder on it before I get to her.