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« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2006, 12:38:05 PM »

Toilet, with Limp Bizkit swimming in it!!!

"I always knew Limp Bizkit was a crappy band, but this is ridiculous."  

Just then...
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« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2006, 02:37:20 AM »

.........out of nowhere appeared fear the crystal dressed as Sephiroth swinging his sword wildly and bellowing where is Cloud?, Where is Cloud?, that lil' punk.  Don't tell me he's hiding from me in yet another Kingdom Hearts game.

He squeezes a chain around his neck and dissappears.
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« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2006, 04:05:02 AM »

*Dade Rolls his eyes and restrains himself from unleashing a slew of hate filled insults at the noobs on the boards and then reaches up to high five....
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« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2006, 11:51:06 AM »

Spongebob Squarepants, who was really Ultimecia in disguise.  Ultimecia then noticed...
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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2006, 11:01:05 PM »

Azrael, who then laughed at the nonsense going on by all the metal heads by yelling out, "METAL SUCKS!!!"  He soon realized his mistake when....
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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2006, 03:37:49 PM »

...he was smited by Ultimecia still wearing a Spongebob costume.  Just then, a purple-ish object came twirling down from the sky.  It was a familiar Warwick Fortress MasterMan bass!  That could only mean one thing.  Dincrest had been brought back to life.  

Only Dincrest was a bit, ummm, different than usual.  Instead of his usual clothes, he was now wearing...
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« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2006, 06:58:31 PM »

The famed Technicolor Dreamcoat from the stupid musical your junior high school butchered. (or at least mine did. :P)

As Dave landed on the ground, a man caught his eye...it was none other than....

DONNY OSMOND, who had appeared to attempt to steal the Coat of Many Colors from Dincrest and undoubtedly venture into Paris Hilton's sarlacc-like vagina and throw it into the firebreathing mouth of the Great Dragon nesting therein (so as to receive the gift of eternal life and orgasm-on-command ability, of course), but the "Little Bit of Rock 'n' Roll" was thwarted when...
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« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2006, 03:30:46 PM »

Ozzy woke up from a nightmare shouting "SHARON!!! I just had a dream that the kids turned into the Osmonds, and and..."

"There there, dear," cooed Florence Henderson.  It'll be okay."

The TV then faded out and all that the story participants felt were loads of brief flashes as "The Man" was flipping the channels.  "The Man" eventually settled on Pokemon so now Dincrest and the happy RPGfanners were now trapped in an episode of Pokemon.  (OMG 4D plot twist!)

After the Pokemon theme song played...
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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2006, 07:53:20 PM »

... everyone waited for Godot. When he did not appear, much to the surprise of all the RPGFans out there, Ash Ketchum took all of his clothes off and revealed that he was in fact...
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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2006, 10:46:46 PM »

Britney Spears!  The horrifying sight blinded everyone, including "The Man" who dropped his remote while writhing in agony.  

Somehow, a dead Tauros' horn materialized into Dincrest's hands and he blindly threw it.  The horn lodged itself so deep into Britney's vagina that it ruptured her cervix, bowels, and intestines causing her to bleed immensely to her gruesome demise.  

The waterfall of sacrificial bitch blood awakened the rest of the metalheads who all proceeded to roar the song "Fucked by a Knife" by Cannibal Corpse.  Dincrest was thrashing about wildly on his Warwick, trying in vain to play as fast, furious, and technically rifftastic as Alex Webster.  

The whole fabric of space and time swirled into a hideous vortex of blood, bile, and the vomiting of the vilest blasphemic stench.  Tortured screams were heard in the background while the most menacing grunts and gurgles shattered eardrums and ripped all who witnessed it new assholes.  

The power of metal forced the RPGfanners to smash through the fourth wall and face "The Man" who turned out to be...
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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2006, 11:11:05 PM »

DONALD TRUMP!

He had been secretly screening new contestants for the next season of the apprentice.  He decided it was time to step it up a notch and declared a deathmatch amongst the RPGFanners.  The last 4 alive would be guaranteed a spot on the show.  The RPGFanners were completely shocked and didn't really care to be on the show, but the premise of a deathmatch was enticing.  Soon weapons were scattered about the room and a battle of epic proportions ensued.

Out of the blue they all heard a loud crash.  When they turned to see the source, they were astounded to see...
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2007, 03:03:47 AM »

... Shooichi, who was stumbling blindly through threads! As he crashed out the other end of the thread...
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« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2007, 11:33:13 AM »

He got screamed at by the Norns (Urd, Skuld, Verdandi) and the Moirae Sisters (Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos) who spin, apportion, and snip mortals' life threads.  Apparently, Shooichi's stumbling through the threads led to a complete mix up in peoples' lives.  So now, instead of being lords of the Gods, Odin and Zeus became fry cooks at White Castle, Homer Simpson became God, Mother Teresa became an F1 race driver, and everyone else's lives became completely and utterly mixed up... except the Energizer bunny.  He kept going and going and going until...
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