Author Topic: Live-Action Sci-Fi Tetris Movie

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Ranadiel

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Re: Live-Action Sci-Fi Tetris Movie
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2014, 06:30:37 AM »
Meanwhile there's a Quiji movie out soon.

All I want now is for some shmuck to attempt to make a movie based off the board game Risk, and do the game proper justice.

That means a 10 hour feature consisting entirely of an ever increasing number of troops charging across various desolate fields, cutting to some talking heads between battles and repeating until the view zooms out to the global scale where Australia looks like its covered in goddamn ants swarming up to Asia to start yet another land war and to make the final bid to crush the poor sap stuck in China of all places.
I've actually had a game of risk that lasted less than 5 hours. Although you could actually probably make a good movie out of Risk. You would just have to have more betrayals than in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 to make it genuine. :p

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Re: Live-Action Sci-Fi Tetris Movie
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2014, 05:22:59 PM »
Actually, Quiji turned out to be a half-decent horror movie. I was properly cropped out, and I guess that's the point.

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Re: Live-Action Sci-Fi Tetris Movie
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2014, 06:00:03 PM »
Actually, Quiji turned out to be a half-decent horror movie. I was properly cropped out, and I guess that's the point.

Wait, you were in Quiji and got cut out by the editors when they tightened the focus on all the shots you were in as far away from you as they could?

Man, it sucks that they couldn't even squeeze you in with pan and scan. Lol.
In my vision, I see that one of us is going to KO the other.