My Christmas Present to You All

[Dave]

This video is a TOTALLY AWESO---

...I can't do it.

This isn't a gift. It's a bane. It's PAIN incarnate. Prepare for ear-bleeding, mind-dissolving, unspeakable agony and horror.

You Shook Me All Night Long....

...performed live by CELINE DION.

Merry Christmas. :P

/edited to more accurately reflect the sheer evil

[Dade]

Fuck you, Dave.

[Mikkaddo]

*vomits his lungs up and his ears bleed* dear godess on high! what in hell's bathtub was that?! and was she . . . really? . . . was she . . . doing . . . doin . . . air guitar!? *cries* I feel so . . . . violated!

[Merkava]

Good thing Canada gave us Rush, Destroyer, Wolf Parade, The Arcade Fire, Frog Eyes, and other great bands because I'd consider this a declaration of war on Canada's part and would follow up if circumstances were different.