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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2015, 10:34:07 PM »
If you keep losing jobs you either have a totally replaceable set of skills, a bad attitude, or both.


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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2015, 12:48:01 PM »
If you keep losing jobs you either have a totally replaceable set of skills, a bad attitude, or both.



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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2015, 02:23:33 PM »
If you keep losing jobs you either have a totally replaceable set of skills, a bad attitude, or both.



You make me smile.
To be fair, you forgot a job that requires no aptitude.

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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #33 on: September 24, 2015, 04:41:36 PM »
Alisha, I prefer to hire loud, opinionated underlings.  Let me know if you ever move to the ass end of the country.

I mean, you won't get rich, but you can be opinionated as fuck

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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #34 on: September 24, 2015, 06:51:21 PM »
What if there was a job where like

You just got paid to show up and insult someone, by the person you were insulting
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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #35 on: September 24, 2015, 07:02:06 PM »
What if there was a job where like

You just got paid to show up and insult someone, by the person you were insulting

Mesh, this is brilliant. I say we craft a new form of psycho-therapy by way of motivational insulting. I'll happily be a figure head for our firm of professional pricks. I'm certain we can find a doctor to sign off on the science and theraputic value of our insults simply to be on the cutting edge of something new.

We can even offer on-the-go brow-beating sessions by way of phone conferencing for the blue collar guy or gal who needs to squeeze their session of ego deflation in amidst a busy schedule.

YEAA.... I may be kidding but I also never thought "life coach" would be a real job. Why not something with a little more integrity for our title like "Advanced Antagonism Therapists"???? It could happen.
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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2015, 07:05:18 PM »
firm of professional pricks.

firm... pricks.

huhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu huhu

Speaking of jobs, part of me wishes Fiorina wasn't running for office, but part of me's happy that she's drawing attention away from the Michigan thing. So'p.
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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #37 on: September 24, 2015, 07:08:37 PM »
firm of professional pricks.

firm... pricks.

huhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu huhu


Ok. You got me. I bow out of this discussion. Its clear something is happening with me subconciously I am not ok with.
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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #38 on: September 24, 2015, 07:18:13 PM »
Paid to insult someone? You can either be Triumph the Insult Comic Dog or a server at Ed Debevic's

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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #39 on: September 24, 2015, 08:04:21 PM »
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes tried to set up a "Swift Kick in the Butt, $1.00" stand but was pissed off that he had no customers despite selling something everybody needs.  http://beavergeddon.blogspot.com/2008/09/swift-kick-in-butt.html
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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2015, 08:19:37 PM »
Paid to insult someone? You can either be Triumph the Insult Comic Dog or a server at Ed Debevic's
https://youtu.be/XNkjDuSVXiE

This is COMPLETELY AND ABSOLUTELY relevant to this statement.

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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #41 on: September 26, 2015, 09:18:18 AM »
What if there was a job where like

You just got paid to show up and insult someone, by the person you were insulting

Social worker? Except you get to sit in an office and the people will come to you instead. Also you get paid by the city.

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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #42 on: September 26, 2015, 06:56:28 PM »
Isn't that part of the professional domme package?

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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2015, 04:09:10 PM »
What if there was a job where like

You just got paid to show up and insult someone, by the person you were insulting

so comedy central roasts?

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Re: keep losing jobs....
« Reply #44 on: October 12, 2015, 10:57:53 AM »
If you keep losing jobs you either have a totally replaceable set of skills, a bad attitude, or both.



You make me smile.

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