Blaze Bayley? More like Blaze BALDley, LOL =^.^=

[D-Rider]

You bitches know Blaze, the oft-maligned replacement of Bruce Dickinson during the mid to late '90s.  He's put out a couple of good albums since Maiden gave him the boot, but apparently he's not making enough scratch to keep afloat.  How do I know this, you ask?  Well, I don't know per se, but I can guess now that I've seen:

Blaze schilling for a hair replacement company.

Now if that isn't metal, then I don't know what is.

[Losfer]

Wow, I knew he had to be balding as every picture I have seen of him in the last few years involved some type of hat...  But that "before" picture is actually very, very frightening.

[Degolas]

God dammit I can't get the page to load!!

I want to see bald Blaze :(