A New FF game to be announced...?

[Losfer]

Eus.  Squeenix's little blurb on the front page of this site introduces their 22 new games.  Fifteen of them are Final Fantasy related.  It is indeed the FF company.  :P

[Dincrest]

Y'all are crazy.  The new FF is going to be a hentai game since those are hot sellers in Japan EDIT: and the US is one of the largest consumers of porn in the world... yeah, it will be Filthy FantASSy 69.  FF69-2: Anal FantASSy will be the requisite spinoff.

And, of course, there have to be secrets so esoteric that they're only there to sell strategy guides... but the payoff will be good.  I hear that the many hours spent playing frustrating and often bANAL mini-games

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such as undoing all of Lulu's belts in under 8 seconds

will unlock  

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nude FMV cutscenes featuring Lulu and her busty pal Tifa in some baby oil, boobie slicking, clit-licking, hardcore, girl-on-girl action.

That is what the new FF is going to be.  The series has been pretty much whoring itself to a stupor lately, so this is the only way it can go from here.

[Eusis]

Y'all are crazy.  The new FF is going to be a hentai game since those are hot sellers in Japan.

So Telenet bought FF?

[Dincrest]

Telenet didn't buy FF.  S-E just decided the series needed a major shakeup and what better shake up than things like the

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interactive Cloud/Yuffie makeout scene in the gondola.  She does kiss him in the original version of FF7, but in Filthy FantASSy 69, you get to go further playing a Simon style mini game to make Cloud finger her off.

[Eusis]

Telenet didn't buy FF.

Oh, they bought SE. OK.

[Ashtrot]

Or maybe any sequel instead of another FF sequel.  :P

If that means releasing bullshit like Dawn of Mana, then fuck that, let them be the FF company.

[Sagacious-T]

I have an inside source that's told me the new FF game will be similar to Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, but with Final Fantasy girls. Its intended to be the title that will skyrocket PS3 sales millions past the Wii and Xbox 360 worldwide.

[Hidoshi]

Sadly, your source is only partially informed. It will in fact be a male version of that sort of game, with the boys of FF prancing around in man-thongs. There's also special bathing suit called the "clencher" that you can unlock and comes in various shades of leather and steel.


















Man, I'm going to hell.

[Dincrest]

Oh dear God, I've created April Fool monsters.

[Prime Mover]

Oh dear God, I've created April Fool monsters.

Don't worry, FF males have never had much in the way of cajones.

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "nothing to see here, move along."

[Hidoshi]

Unless you're Zidane. You just know that boy has enormous monkey balls.

[Lard]

I realize this; why is this coming up in a discussion about Final Fantasy again? And out of the blue, at that?

I just meant it was going to be a surprised and be something other than a FF game is all.

Same as the guy who listed Parasite Eve 3.

Sorry.

[DaughterOfChaos]

Maybe it's a completely original title and not a remake, though I'd jump for joy and have a grin from ear to ear if FFVI was given a complete overhaul and given either a proper remake or a prequel/sequel.