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Number Two's eyes narrowed and became what are known in the Shouting and Killing People trade as cold slits, the idea presumable being to give your opponent the impression that you have lost your glasses or are having difficulty keeping awake. Why this is frightening is an, as yet, unresolved problem.
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« on: May 10, 2007, 08:48:50 PM »

He'll use it to rampage around the Las Vegas desert apparently.
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 09:17:31 PM »

Oh, wow... just... ...wow.

I don't know whether to laugh or be tremendously disturbed. "Yes, great idea, let's make a 50 foot, 10-ton robot of a icky, child-molesting freak, and have it shoot frickin' lazers around the desert. That's a GREAT IDEA!"

The whole concept is so incredibly retard, it might be worth the price of admission just for a huge laugh.
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 09:46:46 PM »

That's a lot of white paint and sequins.
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 10:15:24 PM »

Makes me wonder if the robot would have his pedofilic traits on the side. Little boys sure love them giant robots. Technology can do the darnest things.
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 11:55:46 PM »

Hey hey now.... I want a giant robot too.  And I'll be damned if we didn't wish for a big-ass robo once in our lives.....  Nevertheless, that shits better kept in our heads.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2007, 02:23:39 AM »

MJ scares me so much, it makes me cry. And then my tears, as they stream down my face, get scared as well, and THEY start to cry.

It's exponential fear-cry-itude.

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PS - The giant robot, would it be anything like the one from the Moonwalker movie? IT could transform into a jet.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2007, 05:26:20 AM »

Please, dear Lord, have this robot made. I want to see that shit!

John had better watch out. Paedo-lasers coming through the windows.
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2007, 05:29:47 AM »

I'm 22, I have no fear of Paedo lasers.

Though, I am on the very, very south outskirts of Las Vegas, so I may have to dodge giant robot feets.
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 10:53:58 AM »

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Hey hey now.... I want a giant robot too.  And I'll be damned if we didn't wish for a big-ass robo once in our lives.....  Nevertheless, that shits better kept in our heads.


I disagree. The only reason I don't think MJ should have one is because I mother-fucking want one and it'd make me jealous as hell.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 01:31:33 PM »

Giant moonwalking mech FTW!
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2007, 12:16:48 AM »

Screw the Jackson bot.  Considering how batshit insane he is, that MJ bot is pretty tame.  

If I were to get a giant robot, I'd want one of these and have it walk around the streets to see how people react.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfMIiinJso

Like everybody else, I want me a raptor suit.
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