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MeshGearFox

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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #135 on: August 20, 2011, 02:29:30 PM »
"AF0-a0=a-23-0-df0as-f" -- Random townie in Wild Arms: ACF

"ASflzd-fo--0!@#@!3Adasd" - Random townie in Suikoden 2.

"Ah! Argnrim! It HURTS!" - Princess Jalesca from Valkyrie Profile

"I hate electricity." - Brad, Persona 1

"What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets?" Magus from Chrono Cross

"Safety detachment required prior to inchoate winder advancement. Do not activate coilwrap until a wait of 5 seconds prior to post pump nascency." - Aeris from Final Fantasy VIII

"I'm captain Basch v" okay fuck it I can't even do that ironically. You win this time, REGGIE!

"The magic shop song from LttP" - The magic shop, Link to the Past.

"Let's get naked and dance around in front of Maribel." - Garbo, Dragon Quest 7.

"They are essentially wild beasts. I use that phrase advisedly, because it seems appropriate to young people bereft of the discipline that might make them employable; of the conscience that distinguishes between right and wrong. They respond only to instinctive animal impulses — to eat and drink, have sex, seize or destroy the accessible property of others. Their behaviour on the streets resembled that of the polar bear which attacked a Norwegian tourist camp last week. They were doing what came naturally and, unlike the bear, no one even shot them for it. A former London police chief spoke a few years ago about the ‘feral children’ on his patch — another way of describing the same reality. The depressing truth is that at the bottom of our society is a layer of young people with no skills, education, values or aspirations. They do not have what most of us would call ‘lives’: they simply exist." - Dhoulmagus, Dragon Quest 8
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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #136 on: August 20, 2011, 03:05:25 PM »
"Alex! Oh, Alex!".

Not because it's a sexual innuendo or even that it's poignant or funny, but it's the greatest for me because it's the first line of dialog I heard spoken (character to character) by a voice actor in an RPG. From Lunar for Sega CD.

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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #137 on: August 20, 2011, 07:33:47 PM »

"Safety detachment required prior to inchoate winder advancement. Do not activate coilwrap until a wait of 5 seconds prior to post pump nascency." - Aeris from Final Fantasy VIII


I don't recall seeing this one

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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #138 on: August 21, 2011, 02:11:21 AM »

"Safety detachment required prior to inchoate winder advancement. Do not activate coilwrap until a wait of 5 seconds prior to post pump nascency." - Aeris from Final Fantasy VIII


I don't recall seeing this one

She only says it after you bring her back in the fourth disk. Of course, to even get to the fourth disk you need to use strength on the truck and unmask Gogo (who's coincidentally Emperor Gestalt after falling off the Floating Island and will lead you to his secret treasure under the grand stairway (this is coincidentally another requirement to access disk 4)).
In my vision, I see that one of us is going to KO the other.

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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #139 on: August 22, 2011, 12:10:52 AM »
Definately not the greatest line's in an RPG, but kept me waiting around to hear their comments, the school girls in Shenmue, also known as tranlsations gone wrong

Ryu: Hey you
Girl 1: Man, i'm not in the mood for this, i know your gonna step down

Girl 1: whats with you, Shut up! Beat it!

Ryu: Hey you
girl 1:Jerk-off!!! Get out of here before I hurt you

Ryu: Excuse me
Girl 2:Huh? Who the hell you think you are???

Ryu: Just a
Girl 2: Watcha want twit? OK Bastard

Ryu: umm
Girl 2: Yeah? I'll slap ya silly you pansy!

Ryu: Just a
Girl 2: What? OK Bastard

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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #140 on: August 22, 2011, 12:19:09 AM »
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Aeris from Final Fantasy VIII

whut?

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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #141 on: August 23, 2011, 11:25:28 PM »
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Aeris from Final Fantasy VIII

whut?

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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #142 on: August 29, 2011, 11:32:34 AM »
When Leo in Lunar 2 Eternal Blue yells "Sample my goods!"

Hearing him yell that with every other special attack and item cracks me up... Such a serious dude for such a silly line...
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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #143 on: August 30, 2011, 07:28:36 PM »
This ridiculous piece of nonsense had some great lines.  

http://www.rpgfan.com/boards/index.php?topic=8002.0

My favorite is probably the running gag line of TA-RESS-A!  THIS ISN'T *THAT* KIND OF GAME!!!

I obviously had WAY too much fun writing Taressa, and I think I gave her some fun lines and made her a badass elevated beyond just mere fanservice.  And I like the line that kinda never was: Taressa as, maybe, a 13-15 year old girl saying to her mom, "I'm not going to have sex till I'm married" and her mom replying, "That's a nice thought, honey, but unfortunately you were born into a long line of horny women!"

EDIT: And I liked in Persona 2: Eternal Punishment when Urara would say to demons, "The goodness of a woman isn't in her bra."
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Re: Greatest line in an RPG ever!
« Reply #144 on: September 03, 2011, 06:12:47 PM »
   I really like what Tosh on Arc the Lad says, kind of cracks me up for some reason.

   " Keep your distance, old man! I trust not the undead!"

   If you didn't know who he was talking to, it would be a funny bit of conversation to overhear, lol.