The Best Intro to ANYTHING Ever

[Dade]

http://gorillamask.net/lostandfound.shtml

Awesome.

In other news, Paris Hilton was released from jail after three days.

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=PARIS+HILTON

(Site is sometimes NSFW, filtered it down to just Paris Hilton stories)

How much bullshit is that? OH NO I AM DEPRESSED REMOVE ME FROM INCARCERATION!!

Fuck that shit....did Kunta Kinte get to do that back in the day? HELL no. It is now my crusade to remove that piece of shit from the earth.

[D-Rider]

That's part of the privilege of being a member of the new aristocracy.  Of course, this breed of aristocrat is anointed by the media instead of old-school divine right.

Me, I'm thinking it's high time for a new French Revolution.  Dade, I'll let you be the Guillotin to my Robespierre. :P

[Dio]

The only way to punish the rich is to take their money... Period.

By the way, remember when she was promoting the whole P.Diddy "Vote or Die" campaign, and then they found out she didn't vote? Doesn't that mean she is suppose to die? :P

[Dade]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Dumb bitch goes back to jail.

And now for something completely different....

http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/ (this one is for you, DR)

[D-Rider]

lolz paris

I have to admit though, even though I am callous and evil, it's gotta suck for her to be released and then be tossed right the fuck back in.  I'd probably go nuts myself.

Dade, you just happened to luck out and use an anime reference that I know.  :P That is hilarious.  I've always been a bit partial to http://www.princesigns.ytmnd.com/ myself. :P

[kyuusei]

fuck, just send her to boot camp already.

[Prime Mover]

The only way to punish the rich is to take their money... Period.

Then they get it back again. No, the only way to punish the rich is to take away their right to have money.

[Hidoshi]

lolz paris

I have to admit though, even though I am callous and evil, it's gotta suck for her to be released and then be tossed right the fuck back in.  I'd probably go nuts myself.

In a mildly sick fashion, I'm so very amused and glad she's being put through even more shit. Maybe she'll grow into something resembling a person.

[Dincrest]

That's funnier than most practical jokes.  

"You're going to jail"
"Okay"
2 days later
"You don't have to be in jail any more."
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
2 days later
"Sorry, just kidding.  You have to go back to jail."
"NoooOOOooooOOOOooOOOOO!"

[Dade]

Someone at work last night suggested that we send her to Singapore and have her caned.

LOL THIS CULD B PARIZ!