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« on: June 20, 2007, 02:00:09 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 04:31:36 PM »

The bullemic chick kinda frightened me...as did the name of the product (too close to "titty" for comfort =P )

I had a pink one as a child, but mainly because it was cute and fluffly. =)
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 07:15:31 PM »

Wow, that bear is a freakin' pimp.
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 09:39:50 PM »

Sending this to my girlfriend.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! :P
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 09:44:22 PM »

Go bear!

Such a cleverishly evil, and probobly effective device.
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 11:29:32 PM »

Tiddy Bear: "Oh holy hell, I'm strapped to a friggin' seatbelt for my entire lonely existence...but at least I can feel this chick's tits!"

Why do you suppose they called it "Tiddy?"

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I really wish the law didn't require us to wear seatbelts...
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 11:50:04 PM »

Quote from: "Bernhardt"
I really wish the law didn't require us to wear seatbelts...

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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2007, 12:38:59 AM »

Oi this brings back some awkward anime moments.  And with those in mind, I fully support this product. ;)  Don't know who came up with the name, but he's either a genius or insane.  Or both. :p
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 11:46:44 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 02:49:11 PM »

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I really wish the law didn't require us to wear seatbelts...

FLYING OUT OF CARS IS AWESOME WOO HOO GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIF-*splat*

Why would that be a problem, unless you didn't have doors on your vehicle? :/

How much do you shift around in your seat while driving?!
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 03:52:01 PM »

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I really wish the law didn't require us to wear seatbelts...

FLYING OUT OF CARS IS AWESOME WOO HOO GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIF-*splat*

Why would that be a problem, unless you didn't have doors on your vehicle? :/

How much do you shift around in your seat while driving?!


Um...are you for real? The problem is when there is an accident, without a seatbelt you're much more likely to fly through the windows or smash your head against the dashboard/glass/other occupants. No one taught you this when you were, like, three?

From http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov
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Seventy-three percent of the people who were in a fatal crash in 2001 and were restrained survived; of those who were not restrained, only 44 percent survived. [NHTSA, Annual Assessment of Motor Vehicle Crashes, 2001]

In fatal crashes, 75 percent of all passenger car occupants who were totally ejected were killed. Only 1 percent of those occupants had been using a safety belt. [NHTSA, Traffic Safety Facts Overview, 2001]

Safety Belts Save Lives and Money

In the past 26 years, safety belts prevented 135,000 fatalities and 3.8 million injuries, saving $585 billion in medical and other costs. If all vehicle occupants had used safety belts during that period, nearly 315,000 deaths and 5.2 million injuries could have been prevented and $913 billion in costs saved. [NHTSA, Economic Impact of Crashes, 2002]
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 06:44:39 PM »

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I really wish the law didn't require us to wear seatbelts...

FLYING OUT OF CARS IS AWESOME WOO HOO GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIF-*splat*

Why would that be a problem, unless you didn't have doors on your vehicle? :/

How much do you shift around in your seat while driving?!


Have you never been in a car wreck before? I have. And you know what? The paramedics told me the only thing that saved my life was my seatbelt.

Then they cut off my G3 t-shirt. Bastards!
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 09:26:42 PM »

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I really wish the law didn't require us to wear seatbelts...

FLYING OUT OF CARS IS AWESOME WOO HOO GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIF-*splat*

Why would that be a problem, unless you didn't have doors on your vehicle? :/

How much do you shift around in your seat while driving?!

Uh, you do know about that thing called inertia, right? If not then let me just spell it out for you: Not wearing a seatbelt increases the chances you'll go right through the windshield in an accident, especially if you're in the front passenger seat. But if you'd like to try it, I won't try to stop you.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2007, 06:46:49 AM »

This advert was on TV here a few days ago, on another show taking the piss out of it :P
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2007, 08:31:59 AM »

Quote from: "Bernhardt"
Why would that be a problem, unless you didn't have doors on your vehicle? :/

How much do you shift around in your seat while driving?!

This just in: You're a moron who is eligible for a Darwin Award.
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