PS3 Controller Redesign Confirmed!

[Azrael]

They made one of those, problem is the guy never made a function to come back forward in time.    And he went so far back in time he had to destroy it because people of those times would look at him as a loon for such crazy contraptions.

[Alisha]

the best controller ever was the saturn controller that came with nights. that is all

[Dade]

For my next request, I want a wireless one-handed controller, that can be used to travel back in time by pressing x, x, o, L2 while tapping triangle once for every year backwards in time.

Eus, before you take care of that can you invent a knife that pops out of the internet and stabs people repeatedly?

Batarang controller = cool novelty....not practical. It just doesnt LOOK comfortable. It looks like holding a steering whell of a car, but in batarang form.

[V-Dawg]

We all know the redesigned PS3 controller will look like THIS.

I dunno why everyone was upset about the boomerang shape; it looked a hell of a lot more comfortable than the Dual Shocks we have now.

[Marona]

I thought they would go for a more nostalgic and ergonomical feel and bring back the NES Advantage:

[Daggerstrike]

They need to make a one handed controller like they had for the regular PS. This new one needs to be shaped like a naked chick with the analog sticks for nipples and the buttons set up around her vag. That would be the best controller ever. If you don't agree with me then you can go eat a dick. ^_^