Hugging is now Roughousing

[Hidoshi]

http://www.lolitron.org/2006/04/08/elementary-school-does-not-approve-of-loli-yuri/

Lolitron is usually a bad place to find relevant news, but this one was a bit too good to pass up.

Apparently if you HUG someone and you're FIVE YEARS OLD, you have committed a no-no of the highest degree.

SOMEONE FUCKING SLAP THESE PEOPLE.

[Losfer]

Well, the story is retarded, but the site is creepy, Dosh.  :(

[Dincrest]

That's just insane.  I work part time in a pre-K (4-5 year olds) and you know how kids that age are.  They're naturally clingy and touchy-feely.  Not a single work day goes by when I don't get hugs from the kids.  Of course, I always have to be careful because I am a guy and guys typically don't teach/work with such young children.    

As for the "roughhousing" bit, c'mon!  You can't put forcefields around kids.  There's a reason God/Evolution/Whatever made kids out of rubber at that age.  They're physically and mentally resilient.

EDIT:  That site is creepy as hell though.  Mark, what in the holy name of Lemmy Kilminster were you even DOING on a loli site in the first place?

[Murdoc]

They're physically and mentally resilient.

Yeah! As a person who beats small children regularly, take it from me, put an Elmo bandaid on it and they forget all about telling teacher where the buise came from.

As for the story. Rediculous.

As for the site. I'm with Losfer. *history delete*

[Dios GX]

As a person who beats small children regularly

Was this supposed to be funny or something?

[Hidoshi]

Heh... I read BlogSuki fairly regularly. It provides a linklist to various blogs, and the Lolitron entry caught my eye as being potentially hilarious. Most of the time I avoid Lolitron like the plague because of the material, but every so often the maintainer pulls up something newsworthy.

That and his April Fool's joke find was priceless. NSFW, but pricelessly disturbing.

[Marona]

Ive only got one thing to input here :

Mama.. ive done it again.

[Degolas]

Mama.. ive done it again.

I've never wanted to smash my PS2 more than when I heard that. *shudder*

And yes, very fucking retarded.