o sexy. I corrected her in saying was. She was not impressed. Then again, she was even less impressed when someone piped up behind me saying he'd make a lovely pile of compost. :P
Dark. I like it.
Degolas, your status reminds me of a bit from Family Guy - Stewie has a kid tied up in the basement and Lois comes down to do some laundry:
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house