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« on: April 10, 2006, 12:41:57 AM »

I would almost be certain that this has been seen by some people on the boards before. Regardless they are still fucking hilarious.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2006, 06:25:07 AM »

Jack Bauer pwns all.
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 12:09:20 PM »

Dave...that is so awesome.

"When Jack Bauer was tortured by the terrorists in season two, he was humiliated. For his revenge, he tea bagged every terrorist to death."

"Jack Bauer rents videos and never rewinds them, ever."

"When Jack Bauer played Duck Hunt as a kid, he shot a hole through the TV.  With the Zapper."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger thought he could take Jack Bauer in a fight. He ended up pregnant and they made a shitty movie about it."

AHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2006, 03:37:49 AM »

"Jack Bauer doesn't teabag people. Jack Bauer potato sacks them."

^-------win
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2006, 11:05:02 AM »

Jack Bauer can save money on his car insurance without calling Geico.

HHAHAHAHA..that killed me:)
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2006, 11:19:28 AM »

Quote from: "Dave"
"Jack Bauer doesn't teabag people. Jack Bauer potato sacks them."

^-------win


Blatantly ripped off of Chuck Norris.

Try again.
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2006, 01:07:28 PM »

Because half the Chuck Norris ones aren't ripped off of the previous Vin Diesel quote fad....
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2006, 05:47:13 PM »

Jack Bauer has only been seen eating once, and that was when he was tasting Chuck Norris' boot courtesy of a Walker roundhouse kick. Jack spit the boot out and proclaimed, "That was the worst pussy I've ever had."
(paraphrased; my buddy Evan sent that one in)


The only reason you're still conscious is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you. (actually taken from a line of Jack's this season)
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 07:33:00 PM »

Looks like Chuck Norris likes them too.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16294

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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2006, 10:58:15 AM »

LMAO

That is so fucking awesome.
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