Ridiculously Expensive Sandwich

[everluck]

".. a monster mouthful that would be a really sexy love food to share with a lover."

lawl.

[Logick]

Why not finish it off with a $1000 Sundae?
http://www.dailyolive.com/got_1000_why_no.html

[Eusis]

Why not finish it off with a $1000 Sundae?
http://www.dailyolive.com/got_1000_why_no.html

See, the sandwich is mostly expensive just because it uses really high quality ingredients. But this sounds like a mixture of really high quality ingredients... And useless additions that jack the price up several hundred, if not making 99% of the cost.

I'd buy the sandwich, but I'd only want to see the sundae, then try it out without the gold covering and crap. :P

Edit: Though caviar with ice cream just doesn't sound appealing. The rest sounds pretty good though.

[Phoenix's Rage]

That one person who buys the sundae a month is Donald Trump.

[Eusis]

Another thing I want to note about the sundae: If they pay that much for it, they better keep the fucking spoon and goblet.

[invinciblegod]

When I saw the price and heard the name of the meat, the first thing that came to mind was Chinese Baby Meat. Poor Chinese families could sell their unwanted babies to some supreme Japanese meat-monger for a substantial fee. And the economy on the sellers' side would be nicely stimulated. Overpopulation + baby butchery = yayness in the likening of "A Modest Proposal".

They are fed top-quality grain and given gallons of beer to swill weekly before enjoying the ministrations of specially trained masseurs.

But seriously, the idea of completely smashed cattle amuses me. :)

Your joking right?
Anyway, I would buy such a sandwich if I was super rich.

[Takezo]

Yes, let's be trendy fatcat cunts and use twenty pound notes to wipe our asses clean after we eat this overpriced piece of shit.

Sandwich is serious business

[Galactic]

For that price, some sexy, sexy sandwich-serving babe better be sucking the Galactic Dick while he's eating.  Fuck that shit.

^_-;

[sandiny0ursh0es]

Why does that Locatelli guy look like a zombie? :(