Bowser and Cap Falcon

[Dade]

And then Captain Falcon and that hot chick, Gina, from my work who wore that shirt i bought her totally did it in the back of his spacecar.

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[Eusis]

Doesn't look like a banana to me. Looks more like a loaf of bread or a Hot Pocket.

[everluck]

Doesn't look like a banana to me. Looks more like a loaf of bread or a Hot Pocket.

Looks like a big fat cock to me.

[Eusis]

Except it doesn't seem to actually be attached to someone.

[Jimmy]

Except it doesn't seem to actually be attached to someone.

Maybe it's rubber.

[everluck]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

[Losfer]

Let's all upload pictures of our junk.  Dade, you start us up, sugar.

[Dade]

http://goatse.cz/

That is all.

[Ramza]

lolDetachablePenis. That song is famous for all the right reasons.

[everluck]

Here's some junk:


Also, Dade, that crossed the line for me :/

[Dade]

If you clicked my link....you deserved it :P

[D-Rider]

This is definitely gay enough.  In honor of your lifetime achievement, welcome to the Rainbow Club.

[Tooker]

Also, Dade, that crossed the line for me :/

Sorry, everluck, but that IS one of the memes that's been on the web for a long time now.  Its mere mention can cause bannination on some sites (not that I'm threatening anything here), so I guess now you'll know for the future.  If it says goatse, stay away.

Of course, to quote Futurama: "You've watched it - you can't unwatch it!"

[everluck]

I've seen goatse before. I just didn't think this thread would go that far.

[Dincrest]

To me, that ASCII anime girl looks like she's eating corn on the cob freshly plucked off the vine with the husk still on it.  

I should probably insert some kind of Cornholio joke since Beavis and Butt-Head was the first time I heard the song Detachable Penis.  I must thank them for White Zombie too.  Their bassist Sean Yseult was hot.  Heck, she's still hot.