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« Reply #870 on: December 09, 2014, 08:02:17 PM »

Nah there's not enough genderswap incest vampire-reinterpretations for that.

I see somebody's been hitting the fanfictions again

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« Reply #871 on: December 09, 2014, 09:31:03 PM »

http://Yoda and Starmongoose, who were now sisters for some reason, were eleemosynarily gorging upon eachother's ichorous bodytube sanguinuities.
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« Reply #872 on: December 09, 2014, 09:43:56 PM »

And that was just the foreplay!
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« Reply #873 on: December 09, 2014, 11:11:52 PM »

I actually meant a literal space mongoose and Star Wars Yoda because this was in fact a Star Wars fan fic (which I am submitting to J. John Abrams) but I mean if you wanna chime in and make things WEIRD.
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« Reply #874 on: December 10, 2014, 04:34:12 AM »

Meanwhile, Switzerland sounds awesome. 



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« Reply #875 on: December 15, 2014, 12:31:41 AM »

http://Yoda and Starmongoose, who were now sisters for some reason, were eleemosynarily gorging upon eachother's ichorous bodytube sanguinuities.

Who in the what now?
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« Reply #876 on: January 18, 2015, 02:48:46 PM »

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-01-18/ghost-in-the-shell-singer-origa-passes-away/.83416

I can't believe it....  RIP, she had a lovely voice and has passed on way too soon. 
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« Reply #877 on: January 18, 2015, 03:22:58 PM »

This was really unexpected... I saw her at an animeconvention just 7 months ago. She had very short hair back then, but that doesn't have to mean anything. Plus, she was performing on stage. People with lungcancer don't usually give concerts. So, yeah, unexpected. I hope her last months were good...
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« Reply #878 on: January 20, 2015, 11:13:44 PM »

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2015/01/canadian-girl-dead-after-abandoning-chemo-for-faith-based-alternative/

URL says a lot, she was 11 years old and urged by parents to abandon chemotherapy (despite a 75% survival stat!) because of Jesus and faith.

I have no problem with religious people or religion, except when stupid stuff like this happens.

As a person of very little faith (besides hoping doggy heaven exists), I've always liked that quote "God helps those who help themselves" --- I feel like this is almost certainly applicable to the scenario.
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« Reply #879 on: January 21, 2015, 10:58:11 AM »

Don't worry, she's in a better place now (cue punching the priest that would say that to the parents)

I agree with you entirely and there's even an old adage in the form of a joke here about that.
Translated for your pleasure (and as best as I can remember a shitty old joke)

A man most devoted to god is walking around and then finds himself caught in quicksands.
Having a deep faith, a proper life and knowing that his work is not yet done on this Earth, he doesn't panic and awaits for a divine intervention to save him.
A passing firetruck sees him and asks him if he needs help.
The priest replies "No need. God will save me."
The firemen leave.
A while later, the firetruck comes again and the firemen ask "We're on our way back, are you sure you don't want us to pull you out?"
The priest replies "No need. God will save me."
The priest dies.
In heaven, the priest goes to god and asks him "God, why did you not save me?"
God replies "I sent you a firetruck and twice at that. What more did you want?"
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« Reply #880 on: January 21, 2015, 12:38:07 PM »

^We have a similar joke here, but it involves a flood and several more offers of rescue.
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Windows 10 just revealed as a free upgrade from Windows 7 or 8. The paranoid skeptic in me does not know how to feel about this.
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« Reply #881 on: January 21, 2015, 01:21:48 PM »

^We have a similar joke here, but it involves a flood and several more offers of rescue.
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Windows 10 just revealed as a free upgrade from Windows 7 or 8. The paranoid skeptic in me does not know how to feel about this.

I'd think that Microsoft might be taking a page from the Apple' playbook of sleazy business tactics(by giving people an upgrade that their device can't run properly in order to force them to purchase new hardware) but I don't think that, outside of tablets, Microsoft has a hat in the hardware business (I could be totally wrong though).
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« Reply #882 on: January 22, 2015, 10:54:00 PM »

Don't worry, she's in a better place now (cue punching the priest that would say that to the parents)

I agree with you entirely and there's even an old adage in the form of a joke here about that.
Translated for your pleasure (and as best as I can remember a shitty old joke)

A man most devoted to god is walking around and then finds himself caught in quicksands.
Having a deep faith, a proper life and knowing that his work is not yet done on this Earth, he doesn't panic and awaits for a divine intervention to save him.
A passing firetruck sees him and asks him if he needs help.
The priest replies "No need. God will save me."
The firemen leave.
A while later, the firetruck comes again and the firemen ask "We're on our way back, are you sure you don't want us to pull you out?"
The priest replies "No need. God will save me."
The priest dies.
In heaven, the priest goes to god and asks him "God, why did you not save me?"
God replies "I sent you a firetruck and twice at that. What more did you want?"

A man most devoted to god is walking around and then finds himself caught in quicksands.
Having a deep faith, a proper life and knowing that his work is not yet done on this Earth, he doesn't panic and awaits for a divine intervention to save him.
A passing firetruck sees him and asks him if he needs help.
The priest replies "No need. God will save me."
The firemen leave.
A while later, the firetruck comes again and the firemen ask "We're on our way back, are you sure you don't want us to pull you out?"
The priest replies "No need. God will save me."
The priest dies.
In heaven, the priest goes to god and asks him "God, why did you not save me?"
God shook his mighty head and sighed. "I did save you," He said, motioning to the small, blue sphere very far below him. "Earth is terrible. Trees clawing at the sky. Birds screaming for sex. Water endlessly carving away land. People baring their teeth in joy."
The priest stood back, mouth agape. Part of him wanting to give God a bro-hug or something, part of him wanting to be all fuck this shit I'm going to hell.
The two halves of his internal conflict began to fight like a pair of wolves, and he knew the wolf that won would be the one he fed, but he didn't feed either and so they cannibalized each other and turned into this totally crazy wolf ouroboros.
Shit got ridiculously yiffy.


(Note: additions entirely made up of stuff I found on twittlr this is not my fault).
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« Reply #883 on: January 23, 2015, 09:50:56 PM »

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2015/01/canadian-girl-dead-after-abandoning-chemo-for-faith-based-alternative/

URL says a lot, she was 11 years old and urged by parents to abandon chemotherapy (despite a 75% survival stat!) because of Jesus and faith.

I have no problem with religious people or religion, except when stupid stuff like this happens.

As a person of very little faith (besides hoping doggy heaven exists), I've always liked that quote "God helps those who help themselves" --- I feel like this is almost certainly applicable to the scenario.

I'm curious as to the belief(s) of her parents.  For example, Jehovah's Witnesses (whom I would not identify as "Christian" for theological reasons) usually shun the idea of medical help because it is of the "world". Regardless of the parent's background, it was awful and unwise of them to avoid medical help for their daughter.
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