*In Jack Nicholson voice* You can't handle the truth!
Sorry to break it to you Agent D, but ladies piss, poop, burp, fart, puke, sweat etc. along with profusely bleeding chunky, often malodorous, blood out of their crotches every month. Sometimes they do all of the above in one night. And we're not just talking a sorority girl binging on pizza and beer at a rave one night, we're talking days in a row of all of the above during pregnancy too.
Yes, women are icky and the cooties are real!