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[Yggdrasil]

RE: REPLY GIRLS

[Dincrest]

God I love a good bass melody...  good share Din.  You found one of my secret favorite things!

Methinks you'd rather like the band I'm playing with now.  I think they've actually toured up in Canada once before, so if they keep me around I may be up in your neck of the woods. 

They're called Pool of Thorns, their sound is like Lacuna Coil meets The Deftones, and the frontwoman looks like Daenerys Targaryen from the Game of Thrones TV show. 

Haha, that'd be amazing!!  If you're ever in or around the Toronto area, def send a PM!

You know I will, sister.

[Yggdrasil]

Dead Sushi (Long Version) Trailer

My Virgin Dad

[Wild Armor]

In case you want to celebrate the occasion of having power...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk

[Dice]

http://youtu.be/ZSBq8geuJk0
Rebecca Black has competition.  I have to say, this is a whole new level of shit and hilarity in one.

Thanksgiving is pretty fucken awesome I guess.
Not even a black dude could make this video cool.

I'm glad at least "we are gonna have a good time" is grammatically correct compared to Black's "we so excited".

...but this *has* to be a joke... right?

[Starmongoose]

That song sounds like it's been translated into Japanese and back again

[Yoda]

that video gave me the shits

[Agent D.]

Instant potatos on thanksgiving?! This video is terrible!

[Dice]

Because Yoda mentioned how he likes the sexy during his rag, I remembered this awesome vid.
It's completely SFW, and explains why tampon commercials are much more exciting than....well, than girls tend to be on their time-of-the-month (showing girls playing sports, and laughing, and playing, etc.; Richard being the man who asked why the companies use 'misleading' ads). 

Done in a way that only Brits can make stuff like this funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpy75q2DDow

[Agent D.]

LIES! Girls don't fart. It's impossible....it can't be true...

[Dincrest]

*In Jack Nicholson voice* You can't handle the truth! 

Sorry to break it to you Agent D, but ladies piss, poop, burp, fart, puke, sweat etc. along with profusely bleeding chunky, often malodorous, blood out of their crotches every month.  Sometimes they do all of the above in one night.  And we're not just talking a sorority girl binging on pizza and beer at a rave one night, we're talking days in a row of all of the above during pregnancy too. 

Yes, women are icky and the cooties are real! 

[Starmongoose]

D: ITS CHUNKY?!

[Yggdrasil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yvh7fSmTys

2D girls are better.

[Dice]

D: ITS CHUNKY?!

Given your preference for fellas, it's not like you'd have to worry about it. ;)
Buuut given WHY girls bleed, yeah, it's technically got "substance".

Things get even creepier during pregnancy. 

[Starmongoose]

Ever wonder if the penis was called a vagina, would we still think vagina is a prettier word? I hate all the names for the penis, especially the colloquial name for it here in Scotland. Vagina sounds lovely though, but would it still be if it were attached to the penis. Hm.