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[Yoda]

*In Jack Nicholson voice* You can't handle the truth! 

Sorry to break it to you Agent D, but ladies piss, poop, burp, fart, puke, sweat etc. along with profusely bleeding chunky, often malodorous, blood out of their crotches every month.  Sometimes they do all of the above in one night.  And we're not just talking a sorority girl binging on pizza and beer at a rave one night, we're talking days in a row of all of the above during pregnancy too. 

Yes, women are icky and the cooties are real! 

being a woman, you should know!

[Dice]

Ever wonder if the penis was called a vagina, would we still think vagina is a prettier word? I hate all the names for the penis, especially the colloquial name for it here in Scotland. Vagina sounds lovely though, but would it still be if it were attached to the penis. Hm.

I was a little girl and had this doll.  It had a fancy hat, a purse, an smart looking outfit, and she had some effeminate features (makeup, batted eyelashes, puckered lips).  She was cute!  But unlike most dolls like this, she looked...almost like a peanut JUST with all these clothes on.  So, before I even knew what "it" was, I was thinking of names "Peanut...peanut...pea....pea.... Miss.  Miss..... Penis!"  My mum scolded me for that name and I had no idea what I did wrong.

I just thought a penis sounds... "Cute".... I don't think that's a good thing.

[Yoda]

Ever wonder if the penis was called a vagina, would we still think vagina is a prettier word? I hate all the names for the penis, especially the colloquial name for it here in Scotland. Vagina sounds lovely though, but would it still be if it were attached to the penis. Hm.

what do Scots call it? the ole kaber?

http://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE

[Starmongoose]

Boaby. It's the childish word for it, makes me shiver though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erHl7N4JNis

[Yoda]

Boaby. It's the childish word for it, makes me shiver though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erHl7N4JNis

that show seems awesome

[Ashton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Rce6HTFBaFg

[Agent D.]

Not enough weed in the south bronx to make that less freaky...

[Starmongoose]

Boaby. It's the childish word for it, makes me shiver though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erHl7N4JNis

that show seems awesome

It is, but I don't know how well it would translate outside of Scotland. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wko-QkpNawA

[Yoda]

Boaby. It's the childish word for it, makes me shiver though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erHl7N4JNis

that show seems awesome

It is, but I don't know how well it would translate outside of Scotland. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wko-QkpNawA

neither the title of the show or the episode make sense to me.

STAY TUNED

[Starmongoose]

Hehe, if you are "still game", you are still young at heart, you are up for a challenge. The show is pretty true to Scottish personality types.

The show is full of Scottish slang, so I would be impressed if you understood 10% of what was being said. :P

[Yoda]

Just came back to say... what the fuck language you all speak up there

[Starmongoose]

Just came back to say... what the fuck language you all speak up there

Scots. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

I bought you an old Scottish comic book, they speak all in Scots. I'm sending it with your game.

[Dice]

Boaby. It's the childish word for it, makes me shiver though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erHl7N4JNis

that show seems awesome

It is, but I don't know how well it would translate outside of Scotland. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wko-QkpNawA

neither the title of the show or the episode make sense to me.

STAY TUNED

omg, i love that tv show... it's like making me use my head and think...in order to decipher it all.

[Starmongoose]

Hahaha, I made my boyfriend watch an episode and he didn't understand a thing that was going on, and he's Irish. I can only imagine what it sounds like to you guys.

[Yoda]

I remember seeing the BBC office for the first time a long ass time ago...it took me a few eps to understand them completely. Now, that notion seems foolish. But before that my only real exposure to "stuff made by the UK for the UK" were the old Dr. Who eps.

Kudos to Dice for alerting me to this stuff:
http://youtu.be/oe-f25KmrdA

^that's a better trailer for Deus Ex than whatever they actually released. Makes me want to play it again!

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edit: about still game: are kids really that mean over there?