I think I can speak for Daggerstrike and Darkrider a little bit when I say:
Yes, we are cranky, yes we are assholes, but you're (that is...the royal YOU, not you specifically, terrencelee) are a moron for taking it so personally.
Why. So. Serious?
Cuz da intarwebz is serius biniss.
You guys always say not to take the forums seriously, but thats just not how some people are. I take everything seriously because I don't have time to play around. I find it pointless and stupid and I could be doing something meaningful with those precious minutes. Not to mention I think plenty of other people here like to take stuff seriously as well. Plus it is really hard to figure out when you are *actually* being serious or not. You can't convey emphasis and crap with text as well as you can talking to them in person. Not trying to be a loser here, but just speaking my mind.