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« on: August 31, 2008, 01:53:33 AM »

Wow.  I've never actually seen a movie get a 0% on RottenTomatoes.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/disaster_movie/
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2008, 01:57:18 AM »

Not surprising it was going to get a low score, but a 0?

Well, whoever writes these movies clearly weren't the main guys behind Scary Movie 1-4. Those are actually funny. I watched Date Movie and thought it was the worst piece of shit I've ever watched that didn't have Will Ferrell in it. So, I've avoided Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans, and now Disaster Movie like the plague.
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2008, 10:36:29 AM »

Meet The Spartans had 0% until a single reviewer decided that he was tired of his job and decided to give it a positive review.

Really, is this rating surprising ANYONE? :P
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2008, 11:06:14 AM »

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ballistic_ecks_vs_sever/

Movie even has alot more reviews than Disaster Movie.
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2008, 12:05:31 PM »

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Well, whoever writes these movies clearly weren't the main guys behind Scary Movie 1-4.


The only thing clear is that you're wrong.
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2008, 12:19:56 PM »

Nope, all the Scary Movie writers split off and tried their own hand in making their own movies.

The Scary Movie series on its own was already pretty mediocre. Splitting them up just makes a bunch of things that are not only bad movies, but just disgusting in general. Complete absence of jokes and referencing the fact that famous people in real life have died are not funny things.
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2008, 01:18:05 PM »

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Well, whoever writes these movies clearly weren't the main guys behind Scary Movie 1-4.


The only thing clear is that you're wrong.


I thought when Date Movie came out, they were saying 2 of the 6 writers from Scary Movie wrote Date Movie [and subsequently all of these other lame movies.] I meant they didn't get the correct writers, as he must have been the worse writer out of the Scary Movie writers.
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2008, 11:11:19 PM »

The blurbs are just priceless:

"It's sad when a movie is so bad, it becomes the subject of late-night debates on whether it's better or worse than Uwe Boll's Postal."

"Like the bastard child of Best Week Ever and the mud that runs off of football players' cleats after a rainy game, this isn't a movie you see. It's one you survive."

"It's too easy to say Disaster Movie deserves its title, but why put more effort into trashing it than the filmmakers did into writing it?"

"I'm not sure if Disaster is the worst movie the boys have churned out, but, at this point, that's like asking if a bullet hurts more than a knife."
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2008, 12:15:55 PM »

I personally can't fucking stand these idiotic movies.  Epic movie, Date movie, Meet the Spartans, etc.  They are so stupid and pointless.. I wish people would grow a fucking brain and stop encouraging this kind of shit.

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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2008, 09:04:30 PM »

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I personally can't fucking stand these idiotic movies.  Epic movie, Date movie, Meet the Spartans, etc.  They are so stupid and pointless.. I wish people would grow a fucking brain and stop encouraging this kind of shit.

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Since when did movies have to have a point?
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2008, 10:02:24 PM »

Quote from: "Daggerstrike"
Quote from: "Esper_Crusader"
I personally can't fucking stand these idiotic movies.  Epic movie, Date movie, Meet the Spartans, etc.  They are so stupid and pointless.. I wish people would grow a fucking brain and stop encouraging this kind of shit.

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Since when did movies have to have a point?


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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2008, 01:31:55 AM »

If you're going to go see this movie, buy a ticket to another movie and then sneak into this one. Those fucking morons don't deserve any more money.
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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2008, 12:08:20 AM »

I just had to say that I got to go the taping of last Friday's episode David Letterman's show, and Kim Kardashian was on promoting this movie.  Clip looked so freaking stupid.  Kim was pretty hot, but she also seems dumb as a stump.  Dave was cool, and Brian Regan (another guest) was pretty funny.  It was fun. :)
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