Long ago, in the days of spandex and ALF, there was a band called Guns N' Roses. They put out a few good albums and then proceeded to implode in a drama maelstrom that, believe it or not, shames even the performances of past drama queens on these hallowed message boards. But lo, they did not die. After years and years of silence, rumors began to spread that the fabled album entitled "Chinese Democracy" not only existed, but was about to be released!And then some asshole leaked it onto the internet.
As you can imagine, the powers that be didn't take it well.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, this humble soul wants you to take a stand against The Man by funding his legal defense.