World's Most Disgusting Apartment!

[Lard]

Time to hire a maid.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/09/23/worlds-most-disgusting-apartment-is-in-houston/

[Dincrest]

Maid?  Nah, this apartment needs those industrial type cleaning services that clean houses after flood damage and such.  Whomever is charged with cleaning that apartment better call Mike Rowe to do a Dirty Jobs episode on it. 

It's such a myth that girls live clean.  I've been in many women's apartments and they're pretty slovenly.  They may look all put together when they go on dates with you, but their bathrooms are usually nasty with hair clogged sinks and makeup smeared all over the vanity.  Of course, guys' apartments (especially punk houses) can be pretty disgusting too (often unsanitarily so).  I thought that might have been a guy's apartment at first.

[Lard]

I didn't notice it was a girl's until you pointed it out.

[Adapheon]

haha, punk houses are crazy bad. At least around here they are, and on top of that around here a few years a go the couple times I ever went near one. Except for one where one of the girls was a professional maid, that place was nice.

That place there just looking at the pictures made me kinda sick. I'm pretty disorganized but normally not overtly dirty, the thought of garbage almost makes me vomit so that was bad. I almost want to say it's completely fake just based on how bad that is but I honestly don't care enough to look into it more :P

[Dice]

It needs a bomb dropped on it, and the owner.

Fuck me, are you sure this wasn't deliberate?  I don't know how (I don't even use this for the sake pf phrasing) ANYONE can leave a place in such bad shape.  Its appalling, truth be told.

[Tomara]

I've seen worse (on TV), it was that filthy, and there was a month old corpse in it... which was why they searched the apartment in the first place, the corpse had started leaking fluids through the ceiling of the apartment below it.

[Hathen]

I'm still more amused by the beer can house. :P

[Raze]

I didn't notice it was a girl's until you pointed it out.

You can tell because, despite all that, she actually irons her clothes :P

[Dincrest]

That, and the article says this:

This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her.   

Says she reportedly had two cats as well, though those things are probably dead somewhere in there, leaking fluids into the apartment below it...

Adaphenon, punk houses are foul no matter where you go.  What's even crazier is that most of the punk houses I've been to (at least the ones in New Jersey and Philadelphia) has a pet cat living in it.  The cat's usually the healthiest thing in there. 

Hathen, my guess is that the beer can guy has a form of OCD what with the hoarding particularly of one item. 

[calintz]

Fuck me, are you sure this wasn't deliberate? 

i was thinking that too

this required alot of effort...

[Esper_Crusader]

Just like Oscar the Grouch.

*zing*

[Losfer]

Those fag butts are terrible.

The bathroom was also fucking disgusting.  So much...  Brown.

[Hidoshi]

Parts of it look like a miniature recreation of Silent Hill's cast of monsters. The bathroom itself looks like a puppet nurse exploded within. >_<

Hazmat suits people. If it moves, it's probably trying to kill you. Bring fire.

[Endless Nights]

I just.....do not understand how someone can let a place get so dirty(Dirty being a complete and utter understatement).

[Ragnarok-Sabin]

I can't even imagine the diseases floating around that apartment from all that!

And to think, right now I have some clothes strewn around the room, and a beer bottle on my desk, and I'm feeling messy as hell. How anyone could possibly live like that I haven't the faintest clue....