Damn you and your cultural and historical literacy, Dez.
Literacy? I learned about the Goths, the Vikings, the Huns, and Genghis Khan's legion on History Channel, dude.
Still, it's kinda interesting how "goth" has changed so much. From barbarians to, well, kitten piercers. Ahh, how the mighty hath fallen. The barbarians would respect the kitten because back then, those rat catching meow-machines were the most reliable form of pest control.