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« on: December 22, 2008, 04:51:59 PM »

Assuming you're a plastic surgeon, that is.
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 05:18:59 PM »

Dude, it's perfect.  I use my own fat grease to power my car, the combustion will make my car smell like french fries, I 'llget the craving for french fries, I'll eat a big ol' plate of fries, then fuel up my car again.  Of course, I'll need a big ol' plate of poutine or chili cheese fries to fuel the car before a long road trip. 

Of course the downside to using my own fat to power my car would be that I'd make myself too fat to ride my bicycle and since I love riding my bicycle so much (I get withdrawals when I can't ride), that's a huge downside. 
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2008, 01:25:17 AM »

You forgot the part you crash your car into a tree because you got a heart attack and stroke at the same time. Liposuction doesn't make you healthier.
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2008, 01:22:31 PM »

You forgot the part you crash your car into a tree because you got a heart attack and stroke at the same time. Liposuction doesn't make you healthier.

Very true. So would that escalate the accident and heart attack rate in America? This could lead to sizable debts in hospital check-isn due to heart attacks, and then they wouldn't be able to afford to pay their house bills due to Hospitals bills. With that in effect, then that means sacrifices would have to be made, meaning trips to the liposuction rooms would have to be canceled and then we would resort back to Fossil fuels once again.

I despise Fat, it only kills you. Time to go eat a Lard Salad.
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