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Lard
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Best Amazon reviews ever?
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May 19, 2009, 05:25:43 AM »
http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
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Akanbe-
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May 19, 2009, 09:44:01 AM »
That is pretty epic.
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dalucifer0
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May 19, 2009, 10:53:40 AM »
These guys are fucking retarded, but I had fun laughing.
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Ashtrot
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May 19, 2009, 11:25:32 AM »
This guys are awesome. I'm tempted to buy the shirt so I can write a review myself.
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GrimReality
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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever?
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May 19, 2009, 01:33:48 PM »
I'm pretty sure I have a wolf shirt like that one. I don't recall getting any extra female attention when I wore it. It must be that specific shirt that works the magic. Funny stuff.
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Aeolus
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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever?
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May 21, 2009, 01:38:15 PM »
Wait. There's a T-shirt can confer the powers of an Animorph upon it's were-er? Do they come in T-Rex Flavors since I kinda feel like having some park patrons for dinner?
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Wild Armor
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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever?
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May 21, 2009, 04:13:55 PM »
My shirt only has one wolf with a half crescent moon, not as epic as this one. Is this why I couldn't be an almighty being?
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Hathen
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May 21, 2009, 04:36:54 PM »
Is this shirt the new Chuck Norris joke or something?
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May 22, 2009, 08:07:05 PM »
Gee, and I thought it was kinda cool that every time I wear my DragonForce- Valley of the Damned T-shirt I always make new friends. Whenever I wear that shirt, I always have people coming up to me, flashing the horns, and going "DRAGONFORCE!!!!!" Even had a cute girl at ConnectiCon last year strike up a conversation with me because of the shirt.
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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever?
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May 22, 2009, 11:15:08 PM »
Quote from: Dincrest on May 22, 2009, 08:07:05 PM
Gee, and I thought it was kinda cool that every time I wear my DragonForce- Valley of the Damned T-shirt I always make new friends. Whenever I wear that shirt, I always have people coming up to me, flashing the horns, and going "DRAGONFORCE!!!!!" Even had a cute girl at ConnectiCon last year strike up a conversation with me because of the shirt.
Now get a shirt for the Sega Saturn game and see what results that will yield!
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Prime Mover
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May 24, 2009, 03:53:13 PM »
Funny... but probably made up. Everything in that article seems specifically made up to scream "trailer trash"... who would be proud of the fact that they road a courtesy scooter, or lived in a trailer. I mean, I live in a dry cabin, but I don't go around saying, "I'm a poor piece of trash who doesn't even have running water!" Although, in this economy, being a poor piece of trash is becoming quite the norm.
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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever?
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May 25, 2009, 07:48:49 PM »
http://www.amazon.com/review/R11GA9PVXJ0YZF/ref=cm_cr_dp_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0529064634&nodeID=283155#wasThisHelpful
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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever?
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May 26, 2009, 12:40:30 AM »
Quote from: xXMelancholiaXx on May 25, 2009, 07:48:49 PM
http://www.amazon.com/review/R11GA9PVXJ0YZF/ref=cm_cr_dp_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0529064634&nodeID=283155#wasThisHelpful
"Not even a "hold on sista, we're going on Maury". Best line of the review.
and of course it's made up.
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