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« on: May 20, 2009, 02:23:48 PM »

http://newsfromrussia.com/society/stories/18-05-2009/107573-porcupine_sex-0

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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 02:58:10 PM »

You'd think no one would go for porcupine fur in the first place.
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 03:05:12 PM »

Hahaha, I love how the law is so specific, too. Not just beastiality in general but porcupines specifically!
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 05:15:37 PM »

Well, clearly there's a reason FOR the law.
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 05:42:45 PM »

Ah yes, the popular porcupine fetish.  I saw that so often in random Google searches.
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 06:13:10 PM »

According to DumbLaws.com, it's against the law in West Virginia to fornicate with an animal under 40 pounds in weight. 

Of course, in some perverse, masochistic way perhaps some props need to be given to the Russians for attempting sodomy with tough animals rather than subdued ones...  A porcupine is obviously more of a challenge than a pig. (Blame my flu-addled brain for this nugget.)
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 11:37:47 PM »

According to DumbLaws.com, it's against the law in West Virginia to fornicate with an animal under 40 pounds in weight. 

So.. People can fornicate those over 40 pounds? Like... An elephant? o_o
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 11:50:02 PM »

What's new? It could have been cougars.
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 01:44:55 PM »

What's new? It could have been cougars.

I thought that cougars were the reason they went with animals to begin with?
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 08:23:44 PM »

Yes, the allure of hundreds of spikes facing my cock makes me arroused.
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2009, 06:55:23 AM »

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As it is known, forbidden fruit is always sweet, especially for Russians.

That's what happens when you spend years standing on bread lines.
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