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« on: June 25, 2009, 08:41:07 AM »

wtffffffffffffffffff

BK is officially run by teenagers.  ...But I loled.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 09:55:06 AM »

Haha, tasteless, but yeah, sex sells.
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 10:24:32 AM »

The girl in that ad looks positively frightened.  Her eyes are bugging out like she just saw a ghost.  I guess that sandwich is very scary.  I don't care much for scary food.  Fail.  (Then again, fast food itself is scary to me in the first place, so...)
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 10:47:56 AM »

The girl in that ad looks positively frightened.  Her eyes are bugging out like she just saw a ghost.  I guess that sandwich is very scary.  I don't care much for scary food.  Fail.  (Then again, fast food itself is scary to me in the first place, so...)

When its real, not the innuendo here, we fake that smile. Deep down, we're bug-eyed.
Just messing.

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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 11:15:27 AM »

Uncle 'Crest has yet another story to share. 

One time in college, my suitemates and I were eating ice cream cones in the dining hall.  After we finished our ice cream, one of them dared me to slide the cone down my mouth, fat end first, as far as I could.  The second the cone went beyond my teeth and hit my soft palate, I gagged and he laughed.  So I challenged, "Oh yeah?  Let's see you do any better."  He took his cone down almost all the way; less than an inch of cone was sticking out of his mouth.  My eyes bugged and my other suitemate's jaw dropped.  I don't know how the heck he was able to suppress his gag reflex like that and, frankly, I don't want to know. 

These were your standard sugar cones.

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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 12:22:08 PM »

Burker King has the most awesome marketing team in all of fast food.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 06:39:14 PM »

While I have to say the ad is epic, this has no match on the BK ad series with burger people, replete with an obvious red light district in every picture.  Nothing sells burgers like prostitute pickles.
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 11:22:17 PM »

The girl in that ad looks positively frightened.  Her eyes are bugging out like she just saw a ghost.  I guess that sandwich is very scary.  I don't care much for scary food.  Fail.  (Then again, fast food itself is scary to me in the first place, so...)

It looks like a blowup doll.

Though that could be what they were going for with the airbrushing...

..or they actually used a blowup doll.
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 03:58:00 AM »

Jel, you still scare the ever-loving shit out of me.
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 04:35:00 AM »

wtffffffffffffffffff

BK is officially run by teenagers.  ...But I loled.

You only noticed this now?
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 05:51:03 PM »

Jel, you still scare the ever-loving shit out of me.

I love you too Mark. ;)
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 07:04:02 PM »

Sweet, Nancy Spungen RealDoll eating a dick on a bun. This fills me with TWICE the urge to vomit than BK usually does!
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2009, 10:51:21 AM »

Ehh, not surprised...then again, when am I?
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2009, 03:44:53 PM »

It looks like a blowup doll.

Looks like the one in your closet maybe? Ha ha... hah... I jest, I jest.

Also, I love Burger King still only because flame broiled is what is up, and it's of the few things left in the world I can actually fucking eat.
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2009, 05:04:02 PM »

Charlton Heston is running through the streets of New York holding a whopper. "IT'S PENIS! BURGER KING IS PENIS! WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!"
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