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« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2009, 05:14:05 PM »

But I'm sure some poor soul out there probably HAS tried to approach a Japanese girl the way they do in love-adventures and got laughed at or worse.  People imitate stupid stuff from movies all the time, right?   

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Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

    * First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

On the topic at hand, games that get you exercising do work because people tend to be attracted to physically attractive people; typically, looking like a blob of jelly isn't the way to impress the ladies/guys.  Unless they're into that sort of thing...
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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2009, 08:41:44 PM »

Now if you were a female looking to LARP then I would also suggest Lighting Warrior Raidy 1 (& 2 once it comes out) for your female on female role-playing needs.

Also get Rapelay quick since Japan's cracking down on it after some British football mums bitched.


On the topic at hand, games that get you exercising do work because people tend to be attracted to physically attractive people; typically, looking like a blob of jelly isn't the way to impress the ladies/guys.  Unless they're into that sort of thing...

Fortunately there are plenty of people out there like that (too many if you ask me). D8

And while we're on the topic of disturbing fetishes, get Water Closets 1 & 2. Teaches you how to turn women into makeshift latrines which is useful if you're into that sort of thing (also camping).
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« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2009, 09:21:50 PM »

Counterstrike taught me everything I needed to know about inter-relationship communication.
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« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2009, 09:17:04 AM »


Dig Dug?

BTW, I saw this game rip-off called Dick Dug.

Replace the driller with a penis and off you go!
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« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2009, 08:02:20 PM »

Well, I can mention one game you need to play that will help you NOT make any horrible decisions in your love life, and that is School Days, a lovely little dating/(cough *hentai*) game where bad decisions lead to HORRIBLE CONSEQUENCES and will make you swear off sex and dating for the rest of your life.


Just look up School Days Bad Ending on youtube and you'll see what I mean. NOT for the squeamish.


Nice boat, by the way!
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« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2009, 08:18:49 PM »

Wow, everyone's dropping knowledge on eroge this time.  Guess my mind's not the only one in the gutter.  Boss! 

EDIT: Lucca, my curiosity got the better of me and I watched that bad ending.  That one scene was rather intense.  Now I'm interested in the game since it appears really story/character driven with complex relationships and has fully animated endings and not just still pictures. 
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« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2009, 09:19:35 PM »

Wow. Bad ending of "School Days" was awesome. thanks for the tip.
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« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2009, 10:55:33 PM »

Incredible.  Goichi Suda needs to direct the Wii version.
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« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2009, 04:19:14 AM »

There's a fan translation in the pipeline as well. I'm looking forward to it, because the anime was incredible.
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« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2009, 12:33:39 PM »

A Suda 51 eroge would be too awesome for the world to handle.  As much as I enjoy visual novels (and it's no secret I do), part of me wants to see something come completely out of the blue and shake up the genre.

And that's refreshing to hear about the School Days anime.  Most of the time with love adventures, the anime is crap compared to the games.  For example, the Memories Off and Natsuiro no Sunadokei OAVs are regarded as fluff whereas the games are quite good. 

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« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2009, 01:25:29 PM »

I thought the School Days anime is the worst anime I ever watched next to Elfen Lied. The main cast was pretty bland and sometimes they acted like complete idiots especially Makoto.(the main hero) The plot doesn't maked sense for me and half-way point the whole thing turned into some sort of hentai fanfiction. And I hated the bad ending of the anime. (and probably the only one with this opinion) And I hated the art style too. For me it was 100% mindfuck ride.
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« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2009, 01:40:51 PM »

For me it was 100% mindfuck ride.

That's why I love it. It was different from your run-of-a-mill harem. But I'm not into anime (much) actually, so take it as you will.
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« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2009, 02:04:22 PM »

Play Sim City, pretend buildings are turgid manparts, unleash tornadoes, pretend they're 11-year-olds in a blowjob factory.
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« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2009, 03:03:40 PM »

Now if you were a female looking to LARP then I would also suggest Lighting Warrior Raidy 1 (& 2 once it comes out) for your female on female role-playing needs.

Also get Rapelay quick since Japan's cracking down on it after some British football mums bitched.

Raidy 1 was a huge letdown.  If you're looking for an H-RPG, Raidy probably won't satisfy.  Raidy 2 is somewhat better.  To be honest, the vast majority of great H-RPGs remain in Japanese.

A list of recommended eroge available in English (links removed by moderator):

H-RPGs:
Sengoku Rance
Tears to Tiara
Utawarerumono
Brave Soul

Other games with decent gameplay:
Princess Waltz
True Love

Games with good story:
Fate/Stay Night
Crescendo
Kana Little Sister
Family Project
Yume Miru Kusuri
Kira Kira
Suika A.S+

Upcoming games of interest:
Demonbane
Shuffle!
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

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« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2009, 04:05:23 PM »

*insert stupidity here*

Champ, I don't give a fuck if you named every one of those links TITTIES PAST THIS POINT, posting porn never flies here.
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