"This will make me the chief of my tribe."

[D-Rider]

Apparently California has at least one strange motherfucking tribe.

[MeshGearFox]

Least it wasn't a porcupine.

[Morgenstern]

Why do men continue to try and increase the size of their penis through any means that isn't surgical in nature? I mean, if any of them worked, we'd all be doing it.

[Dincrest]

Sounds like the guy many years ago who got his cock 'n balls locked in a padlock.  I don't remember if he tried to hacksaw it off.  And I have to say, the penis enlargement chapter in the Kama Sutra is hysterical.  Basically it says that you must cover your penis with wasp stings, liberally applying ointment often.  Oh yeah, and you should cut a hole in your mattress to place it in and sleep face down. 

[MeshGearFox]

Basically it says that you must cover your penis with wasp stings

If we use a really liberal definition of "enlarge" to include "swollen"...

Anyway the problem with nonsurgical dick growth methods is that the spongey inner dick tissue doesn't really expand the same way skin does. If the mandick was nothing but flesh, sure, you could manually pull on it with constant pressure for a few years and it'd grow substantially, but it's not. It's made of mechanisms and doodads.

[Aeolus]

Ah. RPGFan. Where would I go to learn of the myriad of ways to disfigure one's manhood without you?

My cock and I salute you.

[MeshGearFox]

Real American heroes~~~