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« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2010, 02:36:20 AM »

If you read on in the thread one guy goes "you can't piss in a bottle w/ an erection" and he's like "yes you can!"


He then qualifies that because he'd be faping to porn and then he had to piss so he'd grab a bottle and piss right there with a stiffy.
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« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2010, 07:05:59 AM »

I would like to publish a book with this amazing story. I bet it would sell well... I can't think of any names for the book though.

Any idea?
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« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2010, 11:48:43 AM »

Pee or Poop: A choose your own adventure
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« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2010, 11:53:56 AM »

I would make a great digital novel actually...

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« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2010, 11:56:39 AM »

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« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2010, 12:24:43 PM »

I just read the story posted in the OP. This can't be real, you have got to be kidding me. That is by far the most embarrassing thing I have ever heard. It's beyond belief. Just... wow...
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« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2010, 03:09:03 PM »

I'm reading through the thread. I've seen a lot of crazy shit on the internet but this fucking destroys everything.
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« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2010, 03:22:48 PM »

Here are some of the guy's replies:

I really thought that I could hold it (I've got good **** holding abilities)

I've done it several times (ie when fapping to porn and I realize I have to pee... in fact it's much easier to pee in a bottle when erect that a toilet).

I don't pee in urinals because public toilers are sick... there's always pee on the floor near the urinals and I'm not stepping on that ****. To make matters worse... when you pee into the urinal you get backsplash of pee residue from other dudes from the rim and the urinal water... this **** gets on your clothes... ****ing sick. that's why I bring empty water bottles with me to pee.


The guy actually posted a pic of himself to prove that he could pee inside a bottle with an erection...
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« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2010, 04:12:36 PM »

When I'm on a train or a bus I always try and guess what kind of forums, etc that some lunatic I see posts on.

Now I know!
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« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2010, 09:22:16 PM »

some more goodies.

some nsfw pix on site fyi

http://jezebel.com/5696882/horrible-online-dating-stories-to-keep-you-single
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« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2010, 11:02:08 PM »

When I'm on a train or a bus I always try and guess what kind of forums, etc that some lunatic I see posts on.

Now I know!

Everytime I sneak a peek at people posting on forums, if I recognize it it's usually Hockey's Future.

Not sure what that says about me.
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