When Will Megaten: Strange Journey's Review Be Up ?

[Eusis]

I think the name's Italian actually.

[Ramza]

that was predictably short-lived.

[D-Rider]

I fucking knew letting some fuckwit with a user name like that would cause trouble...and yet I let him in anyway. :P

[Dincrest]

EDIT:  Glad to see that's over.  This whole thing was funny at first, till the race card was pulled.  Multiple offender racist prick to boot. 

[Eusis]

He's probably not actually "new" either if he was pulling out names like that.

[Dios GX]

RANDOM FACT: ANTONIO IS AN ITALIAN NAME AND ITALIANS ARE CALLED DEGOS NOT SPICS THIS MAN CANNOT RACIALLY SLANDER ME CORRECTLY EVEN WHEN ATTEMPTING TO DO SO TWICE THIS IS HUMOROUS TO DIOS GX

If a mod wants to toss me the banned-in-question user's IP, I'm suspect that was Vallenon of old. I have, for some strange reason, a collection of various IP addresses he frequently uses thanks to him pathetically attempting to troll my Live Journal some years back.

Just for some fun:

That facebook he linked isn't mine, but the fact the names Tony and Ark are there suggest Vallenonism to me. He fucking hates me and Ark to death because we always embarrassed the hell out of him. Some years back he presented an image of him and a chick getting married, claiming his human superiority over the other players of an MMORPG.

ADDENDUM: SOLARIS REPRESENT OK

Years later on FFXI I made a pretty good friend who claimed to know Vallenon in real life. He brought up the name randomly in a party chat, so I naturally inquired. I found some things out I find pretty amusing, but I don't feel the urge or need to replicate them in their entirety here.

I'll simply say that his continual returns make a slight more sense to me now. I feel that, were I little other than a lonely divorced man with a high-paying, low-hour job and an empty house, I'd probably do no other than to internet-harass people due to a literal ass-whooping received one day from shit-talking too far on Killing Ifrit. I'd think that this also may result in my wife running off with my kid. I often wonder if people feel bad for me, or glad that a child won't be raised by someone who, in the end, can find "spare time" to showcasing the amazing talent of being a fifteen-minute tactless aficionado of typing on plastic keys. However, the grim reminder that your home is empty, your life quality degrading, and your STD count piling up takes your thought train off into the cliff of despair. A cliff, all too familiar to you. As Vallenon sat in his space train chair, lighting up a fat cuban cigar realizing his imminant death at hand, he felt content with his life, in the way a redneck living in a trailer with one pair of underwear can feel content.

This has been Dios GX incredibly stoned and presenting a selection from a very obtusely-euphemistic & encyclopedic knowledge of stupid, random shit nobody really cares about, but reads once, giggles or smiles once, and continues with their life.

Pretty much like everybody else. But at least I don't smell like fffffffffffffffffffffuck



ADDENDUM AGAIN: Wow, this fool actually took the time to remember/discover my real name? Sorry guys, I got under his skin the best, so in accordance with traditional RPGFan asshole-hexing rites, I win this specific thread. I ain't got one of these under mah belt for 4 years, Can I have it? Please please please please can I have it? I'll love it and give it a bed and everything.

[Ramza]

I tried to bring him down with reason and light snark. But Dios, there's no question that you won this thread. With power and might and offensive magic skillz the likes of which no Palom, Porom, or Tellah could ever match. Or even that moon guy who was Cecil's uncle.

[Daggerstrike]

I am now sad. I didn't have the opportunity to respond to him. I would like to tell whichever one of you that banned him. Fuck you. It was over far too quickly. Like sex with a porcupine.

[Dios GX]

Man, I fucking loved Moon Uncle.

[Tooker]

I'll simply say that his continual returns make a slight more sense to me now. I feel that, were I little other than a lonely divorced man with a high-paying, low-hour job and an empty house...

Vallenon is Bill Dauterive?

[Dios GX]

Pepper in some brazilian sex slaves and I'd say "yes."

[John]

Oh, and to answer the question, we'll have a review for Strange Journey before it's released on March 23.

[Ragnarok-Sabin]

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It's times like these I can't help but miss the days when every other thread in General was like this one. Dios, you have no idea how much I missed you, ahahahah.