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« on: January 28, 2010, 12:31:22 PM »

There are probably better ways to smuggle lizards out of the country, but I'm willing to bet they aren't as fun.
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 03:59:41 PM »

What... wait... how... did... oh my god...

wait... what?
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 04:20:30 PM »

Wait, so did he get arrested for smuggling the lizard, or having them in his pants?
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 04:28:53 PM »

How the hell do you fit that many lizards into a sewn on underwear pocket?  It's not like they're the size of toothpicks.  

Yeah, I second Prime Mover's reaction.

EDIT: And aren't skinks and geckos really bitey lizards? 
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 05:23:36 PM »

Hey. Two dick threads in one day.

Now that's the kind of activity I've come to expect of this place.
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 12:12:07 AM »

Good grief. D: I have nothing more to add.
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