Dove? Nah. I think Irish Spring would be funnier. Don't know why, but I think it'd be funnier than Dove.
I KNOW WHY! Because St. Patrick is famed for having purged all the snakes from Ireland long ago! Now we know how he did it: Irish Spring Soap.
Accursed were the Snakes of Ireland,
Until the venerable Saint Patrick did
Hold forth soap within his mighty hand.
The Satanic snakes fled from the sight of
The holy soap, and died in the sand.
Never again did anyone see the beasts of
Lucifer in the hills and fields of Ireland.