Let's Recreate Gaming's Golden Age ITT plz

[Hathen]

why is there an aardvark man in the comic about gaming

[Lucca]

Aardvarks are apparently way better than us, I guess.

This topic has SO MUCH RAAAAAGE that I dunno where to start.

[MeshGearFox]

I think that aardvark thing is a sergal which is some kind of furry dragon thing with a prehensile clitoral hood.

Obviously, it's from Japan.

[Adapheon]

I actually tried the game. Shit is hard, I got a lamp, like 15 gold and then died a whole bunch. I'm sure I'll try again at some point in the next day or two but I honestly don't see it working any differently but who knowns?

[Sagacious-T]

For some reason I've had Leyviur ignored for countless months, I don't even recall ignoring him. Weird.

Also CAD sucks so bad.

Anyways this Maze of Galantus game or whatever kind of sucks. I guess there's a reason nobody's heard of it, it's like a poor man's Metroid or Castlevania. I'll stick to playing Final Fantasy 13 and Halo 3.

[Dios GX]

I'm glad to see I'm the only one with enough Godlike prowess to actually beat games that require skill. Gosh, I am just so amazing and perfect at every game I ever touch.

[Sagacious-T]

Actually the probability is very high that I am better at video games than you.

[Yggdrasil]

This thread is full of AIDS. :(

[insertnamehere]

Yeah, that would be an interested subject to talk about, but everybody here is a failass oldschool gamer apparently who probably can't even jump over the first goomba in super mario bros ; ;

those original mario games suck beyond all reason because they're bas purely on luck
and

Now, this, I'm curious about. How is my wanting people to not use the internet to complete a game in any way related to things I've said to draw a line of hypocrisy to me?

it seems like you're complaining that you want those days back
and to that last post, yep it's also full every other std imaginable (and full of crap)

[Dios GX]

Actually the probability is very high that I am better at video games than you.

You can't even play Maze of Galious so that is obviously not true.

[MeshGearFox]

Can I say that Galious' jumping mechanic feels like a queasy mix of Action 52 and Castlevania?

[Dios GX]

Yeah because every game ever has had true-to-life physics. Hey, want to know something funny? In the original super mario bros, the areas you are able to land are identical to Maze of Galious. I guess Super Mario Bros had shitty physics. But that sounds like nothing more than an excuse.

In other words, the game dominates you because you can't handle it. lern2play loser

[Redeemed]

Yes Mesh, everyone knows that if you fail at video games, you fail at life. Success in life is measured solely by success in video games, especially those from the 1980s.

[Dios GX]

Yes Mesh, everyone knows that if you fail at video games, you fail at life. Success in life is measured solely by success in video games, especially those from the 1980s.

I'm glad you could contribute to this topic's point by playing a game. Y'all talk a lot of shit, but you all also play like shit too. Work on that and maybe I'll see you clowns as something besides pond scum.

[Ashtrot]

Man, you're like those 12-year-old Halo players who think they're awesome.