So I've been trying internet dating

[insertnamehere]

I'm sure dice will love you eventually

[Starmongoose]

Yeah, I hear a good way to get girls is to constantly hound them into submission until they take pity on you.

From then on in you just threaten suicide (or murder/suicide if you really love her) every time she tries to leave you.

Perfect harmony.

[insertnamehere]

Yeah, I hear a good way to get girls is to constantly hound them into submission until they take pity on you.

From then on in you just threaten suicide (or murder/suicide if you really love her) every time she tries to leave you.

Perfect harmony.

if that doesn't work, he could try a new approach like this:

Code:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Elxj624Rk