Vegetarian, or more specifically ovo-lacto vegetarian, meaning I consume eggs and dairy. I could never go vegan, because I like cheese too much.
But, yeah, beer, Fat Sandwiches, and a sedentary lifestyle contributed to my being a lard-ass bag o' doughnuts back in 2008.
EDIT: Last time I got drunk was summer 2013 at a backyard show/festival with Pool of Thorns. I still can't figure out how I got through the set because I was three sheets to the wind while playing. And I ended up getting tickle-tortured by everyone because I would squeal like a piggy when tickled. I'm better at resisting now, but back then, my ticklish-ness was pretty bad.