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Re: Random and Amazing Pictures, Please!
« Reply #2070 on: March 26, 2013, 12:15:36 AM »
@Annubis: I don't even want to know where those spiders come from...

Actually on that point I agree with Yodes. Live females > giant jiggly pixelated females.

I didn't know this about 2D girls being better than 3D girls, or something.

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« Reply #2071 on: March 26, 2013, 01:03:27 AM »

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« Reply #2072 on: March 26, 2013, 03:41:17 AM »
Either way though, the Amazon is still fucking ridiculous.

...And you genuinely feel bothered by that? Because I don't see the problem here.

Me neither, it's very different.  And the men are just as ridiculously proportioned (the Fighter's arms are like twice the width of his head, and the Dwarf is clearly 'roided out).



Ooooh noooo a girl with muscles.  I know they overdo it a bit there, but what else will happen when you swing around a giant weapon or do physically strenuous work?  If you go to a Cirque do Soleil show, you'll see some of the women have a proper six-pack.  Not sure if it's because they find it attractive (but that's besides the point), but its just something that happen as an occupational circumstance.  Quite frankly, I admire they went such a route -- who the fuck else has?  Anime-like games in general are overall just *way* too satisfied having a little 90lb girl flailing a gigantic weapon the rest of the time.
It's balanced out anyways; the Witch is meant as a 200% sex-pot (the fact you fellas are actually finding HER ridiculous is humorous almost; quite frankly it's how I've felt about the over-machismo'd Street Fighter roster for YEARS -- those guys have muscles on top of muscles), while the Elf really doesn't stand out anywhere (except featuring a bit of Chun-Li thigh).


And this is why I tried to post those pics. What I was trying to direct your attention towards was the Amazon's posture. Even trying to stand like that for more than a second is hard on a person's back, let alone walking around like that constantly, nevermind carting around a giant motherfucking pole axe. Seriously, she's two arms folded up at her sides away from assuming the T-Rex karate stance (which is built around the premiss of bullrushing your opponent and chomping their faces off; it is not a popular style), and if she placed her hands on her ass she'd look like she was trying to make the letter 'P' with her body.

Granted, I get that they're trying to emphasize the ass and thighs, but just looking at that back makes my own back ache, because seriously, that is some goddamn painful looking shit.
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Re: Random and Amazing Pictures, Please!
« Reply #2073 on: March 26, 2013, 05:04:39 AM »

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« Reply #2074 on: March 26, 2013, 09:03:02 AM »

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Re: Random and Amazing Pictures, Please!
« Reply #2075 on: March 26, 2013, 07:15:14 PM »
Handjobs are stupid anyways. 








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Re: Random and Amazing Pictures, Please!
« Reply #2076 on: March 26, 2013, 10:31:19 PM »
You never even seen the show

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« Reply #2077 on: March 27, 2013, 01:32:52 AM »

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« Reply #2078 on: March 27, 2013, 06:22:15 AM »


Okay. This one just made my night. I just love that little moment where it dawns on the cat to take the other way around.
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« Reply #2079 on: March 27, 2013, 08:07:01 AM »
indeed, smart kitty
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« Reply #2080 on: March 27, 2013, 10:08:54 AM »
Smart, fat kitty.
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Re: Random and Amazing Pictures, Please!
« Reply #2081 on: March 27, 2013, 10:26:05 AM »
OK, double post time.  From the excellent comic The Adventures of Dr. McNinja:



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Re: Random and Amazing Pictures, Please!
« Reply #2082 on: March 27, 2013, 11:32:04 AM »

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Re: Random and Amazing Pictures, Please!
« Reply #2083 on: March 28, 2013, 02:12:13 PM »

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« Reply #2084 on: March 28, 2013, 02:27:26 PM »
Check out the latest photo craze in Japan.  At least with high school girls, it seems.

http://imgur.com/a/LsgGd?gallery

("Oh, what a blatant attempt to get people to click your link," you're thinking.  But it's simultaneously true and not why the photos are cool/funny.)
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