drunk thread

[Yoda]

Paying extra money for elite level vodka is a waste. I'm not saying get the cheapest crap but just look at the bottle to see if it's distilled multiple times or not.Let that be your gauge. 

But whatever floats your boat is cool. I'm not looking to start a flameout here but


All last week I drank good wine, about a bottle a night. Not one hangover.

On sat I had a few glasses of wine and a couple of beers. Had a hangover like none other on sunday. Getting old sucks :(

[CastNuri]

Out of curiosity (as I've never given myself the opportunity to get drunk), what does a hangover feel like? I can barely imagine what it's like not to have complete control of your faculties, either. Not trying to be condescending or a straight-edge elitist here, I really am just curious. :P

[MeshGearFox]

A hangover is like getting a blowjob from the moon in reverse and the moon is made of porcupines.

[Yoda]

It's the feeling of regret transformed into pain and nausea.

[Azrael]

Yeah.  You basically take a whole lot of regret, and then add some nausea, a raging headache, and (if you're really unlucky) some serious uncontrollable vomiting. 

Honestly, you've probably already gotten a bit of the feeling before since a hangover is basically the result of a night of dehydration.  I'm sure we've all done that before unintentionally, getting a nasty headache and really bitter from lack of food/water.  Just take that feeling and multiply it by 100.  Oh and you can't forget to add the regret because it's an important part of a hangover.

[Sagacious-T]

I got some Gordon's Vodka. Motherfucking shit is distilled once, it's like acid down your throat.

Got it for 10 bucks for a 1.75

not worth it

[CastNuri]

Yeah.  You basically take a whole lot of regret, and then add some nausea, a raging headache, and (if you're really unlucky) some serious uncontrollable vomiting. 

Honestly, you've probably already gotten a bit of the feeling before since a hangover is basically the result of a night of dehydration.  I'm sure we've all done that before unintentionally, getting a nasty headache and really bitter from lack of food/water.  Just take that feeling and multiply it by 100.  Oh and you can't forget to add the regret because it's an important part of a hangover.

That I can understand. I've spent hours at a hospital due to a bad dehydration bout. Good to know I'm not missing out on something.

[Yoda]

drinking tea to help curb the guaranteed hangover.

I drank Sailor Jerry tonight. Such a cruel and kind mistress.

[Sagacious-T]

damn Im drunk and I think Eusis is mad at me

[Hidoshi]

Is it because you act like a stupid shit on these board so often?

If so, I don't think Eusis is mad, just right.

[Hathen]

stop responding to him

his posts will just vanish

damn Im drunk and I think Eusis is mad at me

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[SonicDeathMonkey]

I got some Gordon's Vodka. Motherfucking shit is distilled once, it's like acid down your throat.

Got it for 10 bucks for a 1.75

not worth it

Wow, that's cheaper than anything I've ever heard of.
But you aren't a true alcoholic until you've gotten drunk from straight Devil's Springs, no chaser. (160 proof)

[Hidoshi]

stop responding to him

his posts will just vanish

damn Im drunk and I think Eusis is mad at me

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They shouldn't be able to anymore. :P

[Shigen]

Whole load o' butts.

[MeshGearFox]

haha butts