drunk thread

[SonicDeathMonkey]

Isn't Colt 45 malt liquor? But I agree, Natural Ice is probably my least favorite beer after Beast, which is only marginally worse than OG Milwaukee's.

Stewart's sells some cheap brew that comes in what looks like store-brand soda cans that is honestly worse (and cheaper) than any of these, though. I think it's called "Mountain Brew" which obviously even sounds like a certain soda.

Me and a co-worker decided to get drunk tonight. He decided we should get Pineapple Skyy which is kinda girly or whatever but honestly flavored vodka is delicious and I would never normally buy it so... here we go.

[Yoda]

just got hammered.

my friend came over and brougtht some homebrews.

he's a great homebrewer of a few years.

[Starmongoose]

My rhyme aint good just yet my brain and tongue just met but they aint friends so far my words dont travel far they tangle in my hair and tend to go nowhere they grow right back inside right past my brain and eyes into my stomach juice where they dont serve much use no healthy calories nutrition values and I absorb the words back in right through my skin they sit there festering inside my bowels

[Yoda]

Goose is and forever shall be my guy

[Starmongoose]

Goose is and forever shall be my guy

[Yoda]

[Danku]

Too many Jack shots, but it was a good nightew. Dancing and making out with mad hoochies. Can't wait for Saturday now.

[Vanguard]

Drinking a can of Sapporo with my cheese, french bread and olives.

[Fei]

*smashes monitor*

[kyuusei]

A week late, but you guys should try drunk laser tag sometime.

;)

[Vanguard]

Played a lot of beer pong tonight.

[Yoda]

for my chicago-area homies,

http://www.batchgeo.com/map/64149bd4efaa1b41f64a0153a0968584

a map with all the BYOB restaurants

[Starmongoose]

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS. The booze-be-a-flowin. I dont think ill be sober till january.


Darling when you are sleeping, my name I hear you call out.
Then you turn to me and hold me very near
but I can't help but wondering what happens after the fallout
will you still love me, dear?

Would you love me at all if I lost all my hair?
Would you still hold my hand if my skin wasn't there?
I can't help but think you won't find me attractive when isotopes rend me radioactive.
Will you still whisper the words that I so long to hear
Into the hole that denotes where I once had an ear
When I'm gaunt and too exhausted to crawl
Will you love me then at all?

When I'm covered in sores will your love linger on?
Will you still like my smile when my teeth are all gone?
Will you hold me close in a tender embrace even when I'm sprouting a cancerous growth on my face?
When these eyes that you loved gently melt down my cheek
When the retching and vomiting leave me to weak
Will you still get a thrill when you hear my name?
Yes you will, because you will be the same.

[Sagacious-T]

asdasfasgase

[MeshGearFox]

Dear Thoren,

I spend approximately 10 minutes every day contemplating the wonders of your totally fine ass and how much I could bounce a quarter off of it. And not a crappy American quarter but one of those Canadian quarters. The ones that are like worth two dollars and they're all octagonal and shit.

That is all.