Isn't Colt 45 malt liquor? But I agree, Natural Ice is probably my least favorite beer after Beast, which is only marginally worse than OG Milwaukee's.
Stewart's sells some cheap brew that comes in what looks like store-brand soda cans that is honestly worse (and cheaper) than any of these, though. I think it's called "Mountain Brew" which obviously even sounds like a certain soda.
Me and a co-worker decided to get drunk tonight. He decided we should get Pineapple Skyy which is kinda girly or whatever but honestly flavored vodka is delicious and I would never normally buy it so... here we go.