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« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2010, 07:36:48 PM »

Luna and Mary think Taressa is a nasty whore, Rosa is busy being all in peril, Bob has a funny feeling in the bottom of his stomach and Miles is feeling a tad forgotten.

The dragon is destroyed by the power of friendship.
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« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2010, 08:09:45 PM »

Luna and Mary think Taressa is a nasty whore, Rosa is busy being all in peril, Bob has a funny feeling in the bottom of his stomach and Miles is feeling a tad forgotten.

The dragon is destroyed by the power of friendship.

After the dragon is destroyed, Miles is mysteriously gone, and reappears 5 minutes later, saying that he had to go take a leak. But, nobody notices him, as usual. Nobody ever notices poor little Miles... (Not a lead-in.) (DUH-DUH-DUHHHHH!)
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« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2010, 08:48:41 PM »

Meanwhile... the player is treated to a mysterious cut scene in which Balrog walks into a large, hi-tech chamber. The chamber has lots of eerie mechanical sounds and pulsating lights that fade to darkness at the far end of the hall. Balrog kneels towards the darkness and begins giving a report to something within the chamber. A voice responds from the darkness, "Good Balrog, everything is going as planned. Our new era is close at hand! Isn't the right... my precious... Rosa!"

END DISC 1, PLEASE INSERT DISC 2
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« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2010, 08:57:12 PM »

Disc 2 starts off elsewhere in an ancient land from the far east. In that land lies a village called Kyo. It's a place where all asian people authentic asian things like ninjas, samurai, pagoda's,etc... It's the hometown of another protagonist, (Sasuke Meguro). His family are guardians of one of the mystical handkerchiefs throughout the generations, and are also practitioners of the Meguro summoning arts. It's a mystic ability where the user is able to summon creatures from another realm, and gain total command over them. Today is his 16th birthday, and he is now ready to become the next head of the Meguro clan. He must partake in a successor ceremony, and in that ceremony, he will be bestowed upon fancy heirlooms, and being able to learn the secrets of the summoning arts.

It's the night of the ceremony and he ascends to the holy temple, stationed on top of a mountain, and things were going well when suddenly...
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« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2010, 09:30:33 PM »

Disc 2 starts off elsewhere in an ancient land from the far east. In that land lies a village called Kyo. It's a place where all asian people authentic asian things like ninjas, samurai, pagoda's,etc... It's the hometown of another protagonist, (Sasuke Meguro). His family are guardians of one of the mystical handkerchiefs throughout the generations, and are also practitioners of the Meguro summoning arts. It's a mystic ability where the user is able to summon creatures from another realm, and gain total command over them. Today is his 16th birthday, and he is now ready to become the next head of the Meguro clan. He must partake in a successor ceremony, and in that ceremony, he will be bestowed upon fancy heirlooms, and being able to learn the secrets of the summoning arts.

It's the night of the ceremony and he ascends to the holy temple, stationed on top of a mountain, and things were going well when suddenly...

...he meets his old master, and the two have a heart-to-heart chat about how Sasuke has gotten so strong in such a short while, as well as various more emotional topics. But this lovely series of moments is disrupted, when...
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« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2010, 09:32:32 PM »

Sasuke's clumsy childhood friend (Sakura) who was eavesdropping slips up and falls out of a nearby tree.
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« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2010, 11:48:16 PM »

She blushes Sasuke goes to help her up smiling slightly because he's a nice guy. She giggles and we hear a loud crash from that nearby tree. It's Hiro! He's all like "Heyyyyy guys, whatsup?"
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« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2010, 12:14:21 AM »

Immediately afterwards,  the people saw the commosion and screamed "intruders!" and without explination, Hiro and whoever else came along at this point (if any) were tied up, and got confined to a cell.
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« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2010, 12:22:21 AM »

Hiro and his small group(which is still missing a half-animal half-human member and a rogue archer) try to escape out of the cell but are tied so they gave up and accept their fate.However they hear a voice on the next cell who offers them a plan to escape on one condition...

DO YOU WANT TO SAVE?

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« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2010, 07:11:42 AM »

In the cell near by is A beastman named Raul. Raul has the reputation of being a master thief. (well at least in his own mind) He got caught  after he stole some sacred jewels and then in total arrogance went and raided the High preist's kitchen thinking he had  enough time for a snack before escaping. Raul's condition is that the party give him 10000 gil  and help him safely get out of the dungeon. Then he suddenly recognizes Taressa  and.......
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« Reply #55 on: August 12, 2010, 09:11:00 AM »

"You...YOU STINKING WHORE!"

Turns out that Teresa and Raul once had a 'thing', but he learned that she was having affairs with other men. But after a seemingly touching heart-to-heart moment, they kissed and made up...only for Teresa to run off with his life's savings by the time he woke up next morning. As for why she did that, not only is she fan-service, comic relief, and a plot device, she may also have a tragic history in her past concerning men... (Not a lead-in.)
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« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2010, 10:28:16 AM »

And Miles pipes in, "This isn't the time!  We all need to get the hell out of here.  Why don't we try that standard plan of piss off the incomptent guard so that he enters our cell, we beat him up, steal his keys, find our lost equipment in treasure chests throughout the prison dungeon, and blow this popsicle stand!  Raul's gonna join the party anyway, so he and Taressa will have plenty of time to skip down memory lane."  

Mary thinks to herself, "Well, at least we won't have the plot device where some townie girl who developed a crush on Hiro decides to go turncoat and let us out.  Hiro's womanizing enough already and is totally clueless about it."  
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« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2010, 11:19:44 AM »

Suddenly, there was some sort of earthquake, the guard rushed out to see what's going on, and coviniently enough, the cell got loose. Everyone escaped, got their equipment from the next room, and left the prison with no hassle. What they saw was...
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« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2010, 12:24:26 PM »

A hurt Sasuke trying to fend off a horde of dragons lead by a mysterious general. Sasuke uses every possible summon spell he knows, but no use. His town "Kyo" faces imminent destruction. He now is lying on the ground bleeding when one of the dragons tries to finish him off. Sakura jumps in front of Sasuke (in the most cliche slo-mo cutscene ever) and is struck by the beast's claws. Sasuke holds Saukra close as she passes away, and screams "NOOOO!!" while the dragon stands there waiting for the dramatic scene to end. Now, the dragon goes for a final killing blow, and that's when Hiro feels something strange. A strange power hidden within him conveniently awakens, and then...
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« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2010, 12:40:24 PM »

Hiro strikes the beast, dealing a hefty blow, but it's not dead yet. Time for a fight. This thing does good damage and has moderate physical defense, but his magic defense is crap. You have to use Hiro, so even though he has this new power, he won't be the strongest in the fight, especially since it didn't change your stats in the least. No, for your 3 other party members you'll use in this fight, you should choose Luci for magic, Miles since he's a fighter-mage mix and is better then nothing, and Mary (Sue) to heal you, because you are going to need it 24/7 for this fight. (As well as most bosses to come after it.) And after you finally take it down, a cutscene plays out like the battle never happened, in which...
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