the next time someone says.....

[Alisha]

if we allow gay marriage people will want to marry their pets next, i'm going to push the red button! BOOM!

[Sagacious-T]

I just want to be able to marry a robot

[Dincrest]

When Homer SImpson became an ordained minister, he allowed anyone to marry anyone or anything.  Like he married the ship captain to the hood ornament on his boat.  Homer rules!

[FlamingR1ft]

"if we allow gay marriage people will want to marry their pets next"

Push the button! :O I wanna see what happens!

[Starmongoose]

"if we allow gay marriage people will want to marry their pets next"

Push the button! :O I wanna see what happens!

A hoard of rabid chiwawas will be released! it would be chaos! Mayhem! Adorable bedlam!

[Ragnarok-Sabin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

[CDFN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

That song is actually pretty catchy. But yeah, punch'em in the face. Or push the button, whatever makes you feel better.

[Ashtrot]

Every time I hear that argument I respond with "The people against gay marriage are racists. They'll ban gay marriage, then after that they'll work to ban interracial marriage, then after THAT they'll ban other races from getting married. They won't be satisfied until only white people can marry."

[CastNuri]

I didn't know people even said that. But please don't push the button, chihuahuas are scary. ;_;

[Hoshino_Kid]

Maybe they should let people marry non-living things such as rollercoasters and national monuments.


Oh wait.

[Ramza]

If there really is such a "slippery slope" in the "definition" of marriage in the US and what is or isn't lawful, I suspect the next thing to happen is to re-allow polygamy.

Which is strange because we USED to have it (by WE I mean humanity in general, and some places still do have it).

But all you really have to do is follow TV trends. Ellen, Will & Grace, now gay marriage.

Big Love --> ____ --> lots of spouses --> profit.

I'm totally right about this. And bestiality-style marriage will never be legalized. Nor will NAMBLA-style relationships ever be accepted in the US.

[dalucifer0]

If there really is such a "slippery slope" in the "definition" of marriage in the US and what is or isn't lawful, I suspect the next thing to happen is to re-allow polygamy.

Which is strange because we USED to have it (by WE I mean humanity in general, and some places still do have it).

But all you really have to do is follow TV trends. Ellen, Will & Grace, now gay marriage.

Big Love --> ____ --> lots of spouses --> profit.

I'm totally right about this. And bestiality-style marriage will never be legalized. Nor will NAMBLA-style relationships ever be accepted in the US.

National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

[Dincrest]

I just pulled this link from a friend's Facebook.  http://archielevine.blogspot.com/2008/11/traditional-marriage-perverts-tradition.html

[Aeolus]

If there really is such a "slippery slope" in the "definition" of marriage in the US and what is or isn't lawful, I suspect the next thing to happen is to re-allow polygamy.

Which is strange because we USED to have it (by WE I mean humanity in general, and some places still do have it).

But all you really have to do is follow TV trends. Ellen, Will & Grace, now gay marriage.

Big Love --> ____ --> lots of spouses --> profit.

I'm totally right about this. And bestiality-style marriage will never be legalized. Nor will NAMBLA-style relationships ever be accepted in the US.

It's hilarious that its actually generally considered less morally bankrupt to clone someone than polygamy is. Which means its more acceptable to find and marry a hot young lesbian, clone her a couple of times, then have a freaky orgy with her and the clones.

[Serene Prophet]

It's hilarious that its actually generally considered less morally bankrupt to clone someone than polygamy is. Which means its more acceptable to find and marry a hot young lesbian, clone her a couple of times, then have a freaky orgy with her and the clones.

This.