the next time someone says.....

[Alisha]

if we allow gay marriage people will want to marry their pets next, i'm going to push the red button! BOOM!

I'm homophobic, and I couldn't care less about gay people getting married. They can fuck their asses all they want... I just don't want to be there.

...eww. ;<

from conversations i've had gay men do some things a lot grosser than fudge packing. you know like inserting small tubes into their penises...
stuff lesbians do seem tame by comparison.

[Starmongoose]

Straight men do stuff like that too. :/ It's hardly gay exclusive, especially in the BDSM scene.

EDIT: I didn't say it, because I thought it kinda went without saying, but just incase, that is a very small portion of men you are talking about there.

[MeshGearFox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlhz2iX_0k

[Yggdrasil]

from conversations i've had gay men do some things a lot grosser than fudge packing. you know like inserting small tubes into their penises...
stuff lesbians do seem tame by comparison.

Well, there's people who eat shit for an orgasm so... yeah, people scare the shit out of me sometimes.

[GrimReality]

And there's plenty of straight guys who find a beautiful female bottom downright irresistible and would do supposedly "gay" things to it all night long. I'm just sayin'...
; - )


 

[Dincrest]

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
  -Sir Mix-A-Lot

Everyone has fetishes and/or deviances, sexual or otherwise.  No need to high-horse.  Pastor Martin Ssempa's hatemongering in Uganda still scares me.  

[MeshGearFox]

people will want to marry their pets

I like big butts

horse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2TyF1CbsDs

[Alisha]

i liek boobs!

not to big, not to small, but just right.

[GrimReality]

i liek boobs!

not to big, not to small, but just right.

I do, too!
We can be friends.

[Starmongoose]

Can I have friends even though I don't like boobs? I mean, there is nothing wrong with them. I've probably seem more irl boobs than most guys my age. As all my female friends seem to think it doesn't make me uncomfortable when they change in front of me.

[GrimReality]

Can I have friends even though I don't like boobs? I mean, there is nothing wrong with them. I've probably seem more irl boobs than most guys my age. As all my female friends seem to think it doesn't make me uncomfortable when they change in front of me.

Sounds like I want to be your friend, too! I'll bring my invisibility cloak. It'll be our secret.
Of course, the wife might wonder where I'm off to all the time. I'll just say I'm going fishing or camping or something like that. She'll totally buy it because I haven't done either of those things in over 20 years!
; - )

[insertnamehere]

Can I have friends even though I don't like boobs? I mean, there is nothing wrong with them. I've probably seem more irl boobs than most guys my age. As all my female friends seem to think it doesn't make me uncomfortable when they change in front of me.

Sounds like I want to be your friend, too! I'll bring my invisibility cloak. It'll be our secret.
Of course, the wife might wonder where I'm off to all the time. I'll just say I'm going fishing or camping or something like that. She'll totally buy it because I haven't done either of those things in over 20 years!
; - )

invisibility cloak?
BRILLIANT
I LOVE THAT WAY OF THINKING
I THANK YOU VERY MUCH