I think my dad was born in Akron.
Not that I actually care.
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Also what the hell is it with SNES games and pillow shading? I mean, just cause I'm playing Rondo of Blood now, but the PC Engine had a somewhat more limited palette than the SNES, and the Genesis was also more limited -- at least in terms of the number of different colors you could have on screen at once or whatever -- but Rondo and Bloodlines both have really... consistent, colorful-but-not-overboard, and crisply detailed spritework, really well thought out color schemes.
And then Super Castlevania 4's like... okay, just because you CAN use all of these different colors doesn't mean you HAVE to or SHOULD.
But that's what I thought about Hard Corps. compared to Contra III as well.