What's the haps?

[Dice]

I fart a lot

As my pa says, "everyone likes their own brand."
And when he does, I want to punch him.

Anyways, you can come live with me and my folks.  Dog has a little house she doesn't use anymore, and we like keeping her indoors.  It's yours, and I'll need first and last months rent.  Alternatively, there is our basement, my old man's cave, it smells like smoke 95% of the time, and has a chance to give you lung cancer on second hand smoke, but it sure is roomy!

Only catch to all this?  Your main city is...Toronto. x(
Home of the worst sports teams, eva'.

[Lard]

If I get this job, I might need it.

[Yoda]

Only catch to all this? 

You'd have a partner for graces

[Dice]

Only catch to all this? 

You'd have a partner for graces

[Darklight]

NE1 in Chicago need a roomie?

Pros:
I'm clean
I'm good w/ $$$
I have lots of games
I fart a lot
I'll drink your alcohol

Better

[Starmongoose]

You can be my roomie, who doesn't want to live in the rural Scottish hills, where the nearest thing we have to civilization is when sheep and cows sometimes mingle in the same field.

[GrimReality]

You can be my roomie, who doesn't want to live in the rural Scottish hills, where the nearest thing we have to civilization is when sheep and cows sometimes mingle in the same field.

*slowly raises hand*
I kinda do. Scotland is one of my dream places to visit.

[Yoda]

You can be my roomie, who doesn't want to live in the rural Scottish hills, where the nearest thing we have to civilization is when sheep and cows sometimes mingle in the same field.

I'm down with that. I'm tired of cities and people.

The other day some guy cut me off as I was turning so I honked my horn. Well he stopped in front of me, got out of the car and walked up to my door and threatened me.

One of my neighbors. Good place.

[Dice]

Hot Bridal Trend:  Being fed by a feeding tube, let's you lose 20 pounds in two weeks.

Amazing.

[Starmongoose]

They call it a Foie Gras wedding.

[Lazlowe1984]

You can be my roomie, who doesn't want to live in the rural Scottish hills, where the nearest thing we have to civilization is when sheep and cows sometimes mingle in the same field.

I sometimes mingle with cows and sheep so I bet we could have some fun.

[Starmongoose]

D: Im really not sure what you are implying there Laz.


...


Um....different strokes for different folks...

[Vanguard]

RPGFan bestiality orgy at Star's house!

[Starmongoose]

:(

Can't we just have cake and tea? I can show you my stuffed toys.

[Monsoon]

I'm actually moving into a new place soon (early June is looking good) and will need a roommate.  I think that Virginia is a little outside your target area, though.