Was gonna go to Panera for breakfast but realized I forgot to but sunscreen on and it was bright as fuck out so I walked back to Kroger to get some, decided I didn't want to haul a tube of that motherfucker around with me all day, then walked back to my apartment to put some on. By that point I didn't feel like going to Panera anymore so I ended up getting a mashed potato and spinach burrito from the Mexican restaurant for breakfast.
After that I tried walking back to High Street but it was too hot so I was like fuck it.
Then at 4:30 I headed out towards Clintonville to get dinner. Ate at Northstar. Got a thai burrito. went over to a game store after dinner and bought some DC + PSX stuff and headed over to Jeni's for icecream.
After getting ice cream, I was walking back to the Park of Roses and this kid comes up and asks if I heard about the Bilderberg (?) meeting. I stare at him, trying to figure up a whitty[sic] retort when he's all like "You're staring at me like I have five heads. You can check it out on the Alex Jones..."
The second he said Alex Jones, my mind's just like, goddammit.
So I took his advice and started staring at him like he literally had five heads, rapidly defocusing my eyes and looking frantically/panickedly at the area around his face. I then started shambling backwards in a half zombie, half crabwalk, half stroking out kind of gait. He starts laughing.
I turn around and skip off, eating my ice cream.
[1:01:57 AM] MeshGearFox: ahahaha
[1:01:58 AM] MeshGearFox: Oh fucking god
[1:02:00 AM] cpntDash "Phantomic": before it goes off
[1:02:01 AM] cpntDash "Phantomic": HAHAHAHA
[1:02:03 AM] MeshGearFox: I looked outside and thought it was snowing
[1:02:11 AM] MeshGearFox: but it was just like moths and gnats flying around the streetlight